Hey! Can you guys do me a favor?!?!

cvp0917 said:
I have actually asked a girl paying with change that before. she said she would have if her bf wasnt there. suffice it to say i was very sad cause she was hot. other time was the 300+ pound 5'2" woman who asked me if i wanted a good tip and winked at me. the only thing i could think of was that she was order pizza cause she was hungry and i might accedentally get inhaled. then theres the full nude bar that orders like 3 times a day atleast, the girl who ran out to her car in a thong to get her purse the other day and forgot her keys so i got another show, the 3 drunk girls on halloween that had no money for a tip so i suggested they run around the front yard naked and they actually did it (cool) (thumb) , the 5 lap dances i got from the same striper who just loves pizza, and best of all the manager who took it upon herself to screw me on every surface of the store. talk about sanitary!!!
is the store manager hot or ugly.
 
she could have stood to loose like 30 pounds or so but had a very excellent rack with some nice piercings, a tongue ring that aided her chrome-sucking-off abilities, and a sex drive that made some men look abstinent. ive gone many a day without sleep, i think 6 days was the longest, and it was worth the cost of the broken rim on company truck i had to replace when i fell asleep and smacked a curb at a 45 degree angle in a parking lot. well worth it!!!
 
cvp0917 said:
she could have stood to loose like 30 pounds or so but had a very excellent rack with some nice piercings, a tongue ring that aided her chrome-sucking-off abilities, and a sex drive that made some men look abstinent. ive gone many a day without sleep, i think 6 days was the longest, and it was worth the cost of the broken rim on company truck i had to replace when i fell asleep and smacked a curb at a 45 degree angle in a parking lot. well worth it!!!
nothing like single older average chicks , who just need some luvin. they really try to do their best when it comes to bangin...
 
^^^ it ryhms....makes me think about bein a pizza delivery guy, only if i don't have to use my MSP as a dilervy car, but doubt that will happen. Whats the name of the pizza place u work ffor???
 
Notorious_V.I.C said:
^^^ it ryhms....makes me think about bein a pizza delivery guy, only if i don't have to use my MSP as a dilervy car, but doubt that will happen. Whats the name of the pizza place u work ffor???
dam, that really could be away to get some fast cash for the MSP upgrades.

Hey maybe we should start a contest, who can be the cheesist wanna be rapper pizza delivery guy. It will be the newest reality show.Make all of us carry around video cameras and film our s***, with us all act'ing like fools.

I wonder how funny that would be?
 
HAHA.....I'd do it, but even if I was a delivery guy, I wouldn't know my way around my city. I suck when it comes to finding places, most of the time i take a wrong turn or don't turn at all.
 
Dam, that would be funny. I suck at directions to. can see it now we can't even find the houses to deliver the pizzas.
 
that would be pretty funny. you guys sitting there in your cars half screaming half whining "I CANT FIND THE HOUWWWWSE!!!!" id die laughing. but serioulsy its not that hard. whats sad though is i have been informed that i managed to break something important in the company truck in the suspension (s10s just cant corner like our msp) and i have to drive my msp around today. that makes me sad and happy at the same time. weird feeling but the look i get from people who know what it is are great!
 
cvp0917 said:
that would be pretty funny. you guys sitting there in your cars half screaming half whining "I CANT FIND THE HOUWWWWSE!!!!" id die laughing. but serioulsy its not that hard. whats sad though is i have been informed that i managed to break something important in the company truck in the suspension (s10s just cant corner like our msp) and i have to drive my msp around today. that makes me sad and happy at the same time. weird feeling but the look i get from people who know what it is are great!
Yea, but we would be lookin good.

Kind of reminds me of some commerecial I seen. where they had like some regular car they were pushing and then they had this guy in a BMW and he was delivering pizzas to pay for his ride.

Just hope you dont have any SRT4 owners see you. They may place an order and lie in wait for you.

WAIT!!! this give me a plot for our new MSP movie. Yes, yes you will be driving the MSP around do'ing your part to live the American dream. Then the evil SRT4 gang spots you and makes a bogus order to surround you and force you to race loaded down with orders or they will just kick your ass and take the pizza, so you have to race.

It will be shot like a mix between Fast & Furouis where he stops for lunch and get's into a fight while trying to eat the tuna on rye and where him and van desiel are surrounded by the sportbike guys and they shoot up his ride.

Yes, I think we have something here guys.

1. Reality show (MSP driving wanna be rapper pizza delivery guys)
2. MSP the movie

I think we could be rich soon...
 
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apocman said:
Yea, but we would be lookin good.

Kind of reminds me of some commerecial I seen. where they had like some regular car they were pushing and then they had this guy in a BMW and he was delivering pizzas to pay for his ride.

Just hope you dont have any SRT4 owners see you. They may place an order and lie in wait for you.

WAIT!!! this give me a plot for our new MSP movie. Yes, yes you will be driving the MSP around do'ing your part to live the American dream. Then the evil SRT4 gang spots you and makes a bogus order to surround you and force you to race loaded down with orders or they will just kick your ass and take the pizza, so you have to race.

It will be shot like a mix between Fast & Furouis where he stops for lunch and get's into a fight while trying to eat the tuna on rye and where him and van desiel are surrounded by the sportbike guys and they shoot up his ride.

Yes, I think we have something here guys.

1. Reality show (MSP driving wanna be rapper pizza delivery guys)
2. MSP the movie

I think we could be rich soon...
You smoke entirely to much weed!!
 
I deliver pizzas. I usually deliver in this old minivan until I ****** up the transmission and it would peel out on accelleration every time.

Now I use my P5 and the GPS is a MAJOR time saver. I dont get that much in tips a night because we have only a few deliveries, and I havent gotten any ass yet either.. BOOOOO
 
Greatt idea.......don't forget the crack...anyways about the Reality show (MSP driving wanna be rapper pizza delivery guys). He goes to some chicks house for a delivery and and she says all be back i need to get some change. (If u have seen Varisity Blues u know what i'm bout to talk about, or were i'm getting it from) She talks in the background and says i don't have enough and comes back from the kitchen all naked and whip cream all over her body.....basicly turns into a porno...or just a good night deliverying pizzas.

I want a GPS system, there costly i hear.
 
guys, i think my feats of delivery driver-ism might be in jeapordy now... i finally got to nail the girl who works at the gas station next door but i just realized that theres video cameras on the counter and thats where we went at it... i hope no one watches those tapes and yells. what a minute, i want a copy! damnit what am i supposed to tell the owner when i ask for a copy, hes the only one that can open the vcr cabinet and hes a mean old groutch. i turkey / burn out next to him whenever possible. but damn, convenience store girl... hmmmm...


New objective: 3 some on maketable. if im going to get something dirty i might as well go all out! right?
 
That is hilarious, did you ever count all of the change? Last I saw was just the quarters.
 
Damn, I remember being a Pizza Delivery boy back in College, it sucked ass, I had to use my own car 89 Nissan Sentra. Worked there for about a month because I got in a car accident on a delivery... Oh well ... Would of been nice if I got ass for tips, isn't that how porno movies start? =)
 

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