Gotta love the Neon SXT"-4".....

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ok buster... i never claimed to be an expert... but I am entitled to my opinion just like everyone else on this board... and yes neon's are gay !
 
Well, so are haters that use weak arguments (gay?!) and big heavy systems in cars that annoy the s*** out of 99% of us.:p
 
03MzdSpdSTP said:
You tasted the rainbow and spit it out..nice kill


No no no.... David don't mess with rainbows..... The little lepricons will get David. And well he don't like that to much they scare him. ;)
 
BadAsheP5 said:
ok buster... i never claimed to be an expert... but I am entitled to my opinion just like everyone else on this board... and yes neon's are gay !

This is wack. Some of these people here claim to be car enthusiasts. Let me drop some knowledge... True car enthusiasts don't always point out the faults in cars. They look for where a particular car shines. MSP its handling, SRT-4 its straight line speed. Both the MSP and SRT-4 have great strengths and they both have great faults. Don't be so close minded peoples.
 
ok whatever...like i said befor, this is my opinion
dont take stuff to heart buster... it's not like i said you were gay or anything .... chill
and if you were referring to my stereo system in my car... ??
you dont know me and how the hell do you know if i play it loud and annoy people ????? (no) sounds like you just made an AsS out of your self and assumed incorrectly (butt)
this is childish and i must go now ...tata
 
and at the end of the day you can kick back with all your friends on the couch and say "guys, you love my Neon don't you!"

here's a conversation between a neon STD-4 owner and another performance car guy

car guy-so is that the new turbo neon
neon- sure is. picked it up about 2 weeks ago
car guy-is it fast?
neon-depends what you consider fast. it'll do a standing 1/4 mile in about 8 seconds flat pulling a 4.3 0-60(yippy)
car guy-really:eek: :rolleyes: wow impressive
neon- yeah but i never open her up that much though unless i'm at the track against vipers or lambo's
car guy- hey cool, is that a front mount IC? those only come on really really fast cars. must be why you have one right?
neon-you bet;) you wanna go for a run?
car guy:confused: no thanks i'm good. i wouldn't want to get embarresed by the worlds fast neon anyway:rolleyes: its starting to rain anyway, you might want to roll up your windows
neon-damn, be right back. gets in drivers seat rolls up driver and passenger window, gets out runs to driver back door rolls up window. closes door runs around to passenger back window and comes back to talk to other car guy only to find out he's starting to drive off.
car guy-car started to pull away and as he rolls up the back window from the drivers seat he's got "neons can eat my ass" writtin on the back window.

now,the neon guy probably would of persued the guy but after he jumped in his car and found that the head gasket was shot and the radiator took a s*** and his car was sitting in a nice green puddle of coolant he decided to call a tow truck instead.

the moral of this story is.................are you ready for this......................ITS STILL A ******* NEON

(notcool) (upyours)
 
Holy s****!

Wow what can I say dude that is funnyass classic Jecky Ju
smartassin.

Bravo Sir Jecky!

Mmmm I can smell the junkyard pickins from here.
 
BadAsheP5 said:
ok whatever...like i said befor, this is my opinion
dont take stuff to heart buster... it's not like i said you were gay or anything .... chill
and if you were referring to my stereo system in my car... ??
you dont know me and how the hell do you know if i play it loud and annoy people ????? (no) sounds like you just made an AsS out of your self and assumed incorrectly (butt)
this is childish and i must go now ...tata
Ahhh great, the typical, "I have been rude and made silly comments, now I am going to try the high ground even though it is too late" arguement. Some people get it, you obviously don't. (Sarcasm) I was just dropping to your level of comments but it is nice to see that I got you worked up, just don't take it to heart.:p
 
twiztedjeckel said:
and at the end of the day you can kick back with all your friends on the couch and say "guys, you love my Neon don't you!"

here's a conversation between a neon STD-4 owner and another performance car guy

car guy-so is that the new turbo neon
neon- sure is. picked it up about 2 weeks ago
car guy-is it fast?
neon-depends what you consider fast. it'll do a standing 1/4 mile in about 8 seconds flat pulling a 4.3 0-60(yippy)
car guy-really:eek: :rolleyes: wow impressive
neon- yeah but i never open her up that much though unless i'm at the track against vipers or lambo's
car guy- hey cool, is that a front mount IC? those only come on really really fast cars. must be why you have one right?
neon-you bet;) you wanna go for a run?
car guy:confused: no thanks i'm good. i wouldn't want to get embarresed by the worlds fast neon anyway:rolleyes: its starting to rain anyway, you might want to roll up your windows
neon-damn, be right back. gets in drivers seat rolls up driver and passenger window, gets out runs to driver back door rolls up window. closes door runs around to passenger back window and comes back to talk to other car guy only to find out he's starting to drive off.
car guy-car started to pull away and as he rolls up the back window from the drivers seat he's got "neons can eat my ass" writtin on the back window.

now,the neon guy probably would of persued the guy but after he jumped in his car and found that the head gasket was shot and the radiator took a s*** and his car was sitting in a nice green puddle of coolant he decided to call a tow truck instead.

the moral of this story is.................are you ready for this......................ITS STILL A ******* NEON

(notcool) (upyours)
Weak.

So what have you proved now, that your are immature and close minded.....A HAH we have a winner!!
This story also tells me that you probably drive with your hat on sideways, seat tilted all the way back while leaning to the side. All the windows open blasting your music of choice while having that "I am so ******* cool, and your so ******* gay" look on your face, while rolling in the stock MSP.
Grow up.
 
buster said:

let me explain this for you as simple as possible since you didn't get what i was saying in my post.

Skittles=bright rainbow of colors=rainbow=cockgobbler
richard simmons=cockgobbler
neons=cockgobblers cars

what do all of the above have in common?


GAY
 
twiztedjeckel said:


let me explain this for you as simple as possible since you didn't get what i was saying in my post.

Skittles=bright rainbow of colors=rainbow=cockgobbler
richard simmons=cockgobbler
neons=cockgobblers cars

what do all of the above have in common?


GAY




hahahahahahahahahaha
 
CLick on the Spool banner above and it will lead to a T3 turbo replacement package for the MSP that claims to up the WHP to 220. That'll learn the SRT-4. :cool:
 
MazdaDryvr said:
CLick on the Spool banner above and it will lead to a T3 turbo replacement package for the MSP that claims to up the WHP to 220. That'll learn the SRT-4. :cool:

this we all know. thank you though
 
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