I once bought a mazda, man was it lame. It wasn't so speedy like it said in its name. So along came a guy who saw its potential. He said, "This ECU is a joke, its abosutely horrential". So he set on a quest to make this car roar. He though, and he pondered and indeed thought some more. Then one sunny day it all became clear, he'd build his own unit and exclaimed "I need a beer!". So off to the shop he went with his books to comb over the engine and have him a look. He schemed and he clammered like a small little troll, and soon yelled out loud "I"ve got the control". So he made all his boxes and set out next day, to deliver controllers to all who shouted "Hip hip Horray".