favorite "take a poop" expression

[computerGeek]

I am going to drop a MOAB, and general Charmin is going to go in behind to clean up!!!

I made that up! feel free to use it!


Any one else got any good ones we don't hear everyday???

P.S. I am hella bored at work!

 

[Rawyzf]

I'm gonna feed the turtles.

 

[TX Speed Demon]

Gonna take the Browns to the Superbowl

 

[Rawyzf]

Gonna drops the kids off at the pool.

 

[Mr. 4500 RPM]

Im going to free some brown fishies

 

[mountjonas]

Gonna take the Browns to the Superbowl

(lol) that's great!

 

[mspdfreak]

pinch a loaf...
bake a sea biscuit...
squeeze one off...
pop a squat...







and my personal favorite...
TAKE A s***!

 

[CatD399]

sit on the throne;

cast some bronze;

make some peanut butter...

 

[chaosProtege]

drop duece
release the ass monkey's

 

[Dexter]

im gonna go crap.

 

[crispixoo7]

squirt some sausage.....don't ask

 

[Pretzellogic]

I have a friend who says: "I'm going to go have a sit-down"

Always liked that one.

 

[gimpo2]

man reading this makes me have to make some brown babies

 

[jflo]

i'm gonna go read a magazine

ahaha i wonder if that even makes sense

 

[wannabe]

drop some bombs over bagdad(sp)

 

[rjmhotrod]

gonna go "lay some cable"

 

[AODfan]

"im gonna go punish the porcelain"

 

[jophus14]

when i got to take a poop at work, i just say, "i'll be in my office if you need me"

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

I gotta go give birth to a bunch of you.
I think the toilet has some weapons of mass destruction..pardon me while I bomb it.
Hang on guys, I gotta go make some mexican food aftermath.
Uh-oh, mudslide's a coming.
I think I'm going to let the kids take over the throne.

These are just a few I have said, or friends have said to me. For some reason, we find the urge to always tell each other when we are gonna take a dump, and are around each other..It's really great cause it's almost like a competition to see who can **** up the other guys bathroom the worst....we have no life.

 

[crispixoo7]

when i got to take a poop at work, i just say, "i'll be in my office if you need me"

(rofl)