Family Guy favorite quotes

Stewie to Brian: Shouldn't you be more concerned about the worms Shawshanking their way out of your balloon knot?
 
maybe i'm worng, but it is 2009, right?

i mean, shoting a TV with a videocamera?
bwahahaha, i don't remember when was the last i did that!!
and a non-HD tv too!!

that is sadd



haha, i saw that. All the vids were like that.
 
Quagmire: "What!!?............Fat girls need love too...............but they gotta PAY!!!!"
 
I love the one where God is drunk and telling a couple of guys how to build Rosie O'Donnel. "Just throw some boobs on there from the ones without a match". Bwahahahaha. Funny stuff.
 
where meg has stewie at a waitress job and she gives him pancakes he sais " oh yes i want pancakes give me pancakes ! he later said the same thing but about crack .
 
Herbert (as Obi Wan Kenobi) talking to Chris (as Luke Skywalker): "Get your fat space ass back over here!"

Same episode, Peter as Han Solo: "Sure I can give you a tour of the ship, as long as no one is trying to stop this ship or blast us."
Stormtropper 1: "Stop that ship!"
Stormtrooper 2: "Blast them!"
 
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Abraham Lincoln telling his neighbor he thought his lawn was looking a little unkempt, the neighbor replied "I used to have a guy for that...dick."
 
quagmire: "sorry lois, i kinda of miss understood you when you said you wanted me to come over and tear up your carpet. So you want me to leave a little strip in the corner?"
Lois: NO take it all up
Quagmire: alright going brazilian!
 
Quagmire: "Gee Louis, when you called me asking if I would mind coming over to tear up your carpet I thought you meant something else........but this is cool....." as Quagmire removes the carpet from the living room.

Quagmire: Hey, uh, Lois, do you want me to leave a little strip in this thing? Maybe a lightning bolt, a unicorn, or something like that?
Lois: No, I want it all gone Glenn.
Quagmire: All right, we're going Brazilian

quagmire: "sorry lois, i kinda of miss understood you when you said you wanted me to come over and tear up your carpet. So you want me to leave a little strip in the corner?"
Lois: NO take it all up
Quagmire: alright going brazilian!

I'm having deja-vu!
 
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Brain, I'll be down stairs
Peter: doing what?
Brain: what do you think!
Stewie: someone is going to have to explain that one to me later
 
stewie: "brian had sex, with a really hot girl, now he's taking his friend stewie, to get ice cream in his car.... ahh your a poor sport"
 
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