F**K YOU 2Loww!

[mp5jeff]

that was some funny s*** matt.

 

[Togan]

who would i sell it to? it didnt fit

doesnt that belong to p5 ?

 

[Matthew]

yea but it didnt fit...where the hell have you been? (confused)

 

[Togan]

yea but it didnt fit...where the hell have you been? (confused)

i just wasnt following very deeply

 

[tonkabui]

hey matt, how long did it take to burn to the pile of crap that it is?

 

[Matthew]

about 2 seconds after it was doused in lighter fluid and the wind caught it. once the wind started blowing heavy, it was over. then the firefighters (just a tahoe, prolly the chief or some s***) came to investigate i had to put it out with the bucket of water i had sitting nearby. the black smoke alarmed my neighbor lol.

 

[Matthew]

i must say after it was burnt it was much more flexible, i prolly coulda got it to fit at that point.

 

[tonkabui]

man, i'd love to have seen a vid of this. so be honest, how did it feel?

 

[Matthew]

great, but i really wanted to burn it all the way to ashes, but local authorities prevented it.

 

[Gratefully Dead]

great, but i really wanted to burn it all the way to ashes, but local authorities prevented it.

Just keep it for the next time you have a bonfire, then toss it in when the fire is hottest.