Wiggles6983
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LMAO my mom's friend did that, she got out of it thoughStorm said:
Dumbest thing you have ever said to a cop...after getting stopped.
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I didn't say any of these but I thought they're funny:
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1
lace w:st="on">Texas</st1lace></st1:State>)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
ffice:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Texas</st1lace></st1:State>) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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I've got one but it's not about being pulled over - just our blatant stupidity. About 4 friends and I had just arrived at Merriweather Post Pavillion to see a Nine Inch Nails concert. We got there about an hour early so we were just hanging in the parking lot talking. We had had a party the night before and some genius got cans of Heineken and they were still in the trunk. Well, my friend Beth says, why don't we drink them here since we'll have to pay for beer at the concert? So we're each kicking back a Heiney, little green cans just a'flashin' in the sunlight when we hear a tap on the glass. Look over, 2 coppas and they don't look happy. Step out of the car, please. Everybody was scared shitless and felt royally stupid. Myself and another guy were over 21 but the other 3 were underage. One of the cops is all, I could take you in for this, you're drinking with minors, you should be held responsible! FORTUNATELY, he made me and the other guy pour out the open beers and confiscated the unopened ones. Yeah. The other three went to the tent and got citations; one of them from Cali had to come back months later for court. We all felt like idiots but we had a great time at the show! 
MazdaDriverChic
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Noxide said:
Perfect example of a typical macho guy thinking with the wrong head! (jerkit)
That is of course if the story is even true....which I tend to think its not....
(loser)Ive lmao at some of the other stories on here tho. Very amusing. I especially loved the "your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts" one LOL! (rofl)
Ive gotten pulled over twice. Only gotten warnings. One was for 71 in a 55 and the other for 50 in a 35. The 50 in a 35 I totally didnt realize I was going that fast and was busy yelling at myself for something I had forgotten to do.
The cop on that was was hysterical though. Sat there and talked to me about my school jacket and how nice my driver's license photo was and how he loved my hair....gag me lol. I pissed my pants laughing once I drove off, but hey...if I can use it to get outta a ticket and not even try...Hell Yeah!!
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About the most freaked out I have ever been I was driving to Tri-Cities, WA, a little under a 2 hour drive that usually takes me 45 minutes.
So I'm doing 110 on an overpass and get down to the bottom and see a huge blue SUV pulled way off to the side in the grass, think nothing of it and don't even try to slow down, just keep the music up and point to it to get my friend's reaction. She shrugs so I say "hey, I gotta put my hair up, can you take the wheel?" All the time still doing well over a hundred, so I get my hair put up to keep it out of my face and she has to lean across the seat so you can't see her from the back window...get my hands back on the wheel and what do I see?
Unmarked blue SUV with lights EVERYWHERE flashing at me.
Yeah, almost lost it, so I pulled over (after crossing a lane of traffic) This is how it went;
O: Do you know how fast you were going young lady?
M: About 90?
O: Why are you in such a hurry?
M: Just having a girls day, sir...Excited to get out of town I guess
So he goes back to his car, runs my info and comes back
O: I could take your license and put you in jail for reckless driving (that whole 110 w/ no hands deal) And driving constantly in the left lane, you do know this right?
M: *Timidly* Yeah...*Gulp*
O: You're getting a warning...slow it down
And off he went
Needless to say granny's in their Olds were passing me for weeks
So I'm doing 110 on an overpass and get down to the bottom and see a huge blue SUV pulled way off to the side in the grass, think nothing of it and don't even try to slow down, just keep the music up and point to it to get my friend's reaction. She shrugs so I say "hey, I gotta put my hair up, can you take the wheel?" All the time still doing well over a hundred, so I get my hair put up to keep it out of my face and she has to lean across the seat so you can't see her from the back window...get my hands back on the wheel and what do I see?
Unmarked blue SUV with lights EVERYWHERE flashing at me.
Yeah, almost lost it, so I pulled over (after crossing a lane of traffic) This is how it went;
O: Do you know how fast you were going young lady?
M: About 90?
O: Why are you in such a hurry?
M: Just having a girls day, sir...Excited to get out of town I guess
So he goes back to his car, runs my info and comes back
O: I could take your license and put you in jail for reckless driving (that whole 110 w/ no hands deal) And driving constantly in the left lane, you do know this right?
M: *Timidly* Yeah...*Gulp*
O: You're getting a warning...slow it down
And off he went
Needless to say granny's in their Olds were passing me for weeks
MazdaManic5
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I have a stupid cop story. I was cruising to Taco Hell about 11:30pm. I was on my way home and im in a turning lane and to my right is a local cop. I turn up my stereo as loud as i can seeing that the four businesses on the intersection were a albertsons, a bank, a blockbuster, and a cementary. I didnt think any of the four would mind. The cop motions for me to turn it down but i didnt see i was watching the light.
Well the cop pulls me over and writes me a ticket for noise ordinance. He also asks me didnt you hear me warn you? I replied i couldnt the music was too loud. I loose it and start calling the cop all sorts of names and he calls for backup. He asks me to sign the ticket and i ask him what if i dont?
He yells at me "so you wont sign the ticket" and orders me outta the car. Im there on the bumper of his car still calling him a cock sucker with my hands behind my back. I sign the ticket and go home to eat my cold taco hell with my friends who were suprised as hell at my crazy reactio0n, im usually a calm guy.
Two months later im in court and the ass hole prosecuter tells me after i plead guilty to a 25 dollar fine maybe next time i should be polite. I tell him to "go **** himself" and tell the cop who was at court "money well spent." Needless to say i turn down the tunes around cops.
Well the cop pulls me over and writes me a ticket for noise ordinance. He also asks me didnt you hear me warn you? I replied i couldnt the music was too loud. I loose it and start calling the cop all sorts of names and he calls for backup. He asks me to sign the ticket and i ask him what if i dont?
He yells at me "so you wont sign the ticket" and orders me outta the car. Im there on the bumper of his car still calling him a cock sucker with my hands behind my back. I sign the ticket and go home to eat my cold taco hell with my friends who were suprised as hell at my crazy reactio0n, im usually a calm guy.
Two months later im in court and the ass hole prosecuter tells me after i plead guilty to a 25 dollar fine maybe next time i should be polite. I tell him to "go **** himself" and tell the cop who was at court "money well spent." Needless to say i turn down the tunes around cops.
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The time I got pulled over 2 ytears ago going to senior week in Ocean City Maryland, I was traveling through a part of delaware. I was speeding but I had eaten some taco bell earlier on the way down and my stomach felt bad. I was doing roughly 50 in a 40. The delaware officer asked me why I was in such a hurry, I said" I feel really sick and I'm trying to make it to my hotel before I get sick". He looked at me and said" Yeah Right" Then literaslly right as he was coming back to the car to give me the ticket I opened the door and pukled all over thew side of the road. The look on the cop's face was classic. Then he handed me my ticket and asked me if I was okay. The cop didn't originally believe me and gave me a ticket and then he saw I was really sick and still gave me the ticket.
FLSilverP5
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once they write it, there is no way to take it back, my friend got a ticket and wen the cop was coming to give it to him my friend mentioned it was his birthday, the cop say oops, sorry, but i cant take it back now, should have told me earlier.
Protege5Gurly
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Protege5gurly's BF here ....
(Nighttime) - My friend gets pulled over, cop comes up to the window and busts out the MagLight ... shines it right in his face and asks for License and Registration. My friend pulls out HIS MagLight shines it right back at the cop and asks for Badge and ID number. Needless to say, his a$$ was pulled RIGHT out of the window
Pe@ce
(Nighttime) - My friend gets pulled over, cop comes up to the window and busts out the MagLight ... shines it right in his face and asks for License and Registration. My friend pulls out HIS MagLight shines it right back at the cop and asks for Badge and ID number. Needless to say, his a$$ was pulled RIGHT out of the window
Pe@ce
So my brother-in-law decides to drive down to Florida on a suspended, and low and behold he gets stopped by a uniform. Here is how it goes:
Uniform: Do you know your license is suspended son?
BIL: So? this is Florida isn't it? I live in VA..
needless to say, BIL learnt summink new that day. (rofl2)
Uniform: Do you know your license is suspended son?
BIL: So? this is Florida isn't it? I live in VA..
needless to say, BIL learnt summink new that day. (rofl2)
MazdaDriverChic said:Perfect example of a typical macho guy thinking with the wrong head! (jerkit)
That is of course if the story is even true....which I tend to think its not....
Ive lmao at some of the other stories on here tho. Very amusing. I especially loved the "your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts" one LOL! (rofl)
Macho?...Ummm...very likely
Thinking with the wrong head?... most the time!
False?....Nope(wink)
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When I had my Mustang I got pulled over about three blocks from my house while heading home..
The cop says I was doing 40 in a 30 zone and I'm just thinking whatever.. I KNEW I was doing 30. Everyone in the car vouched that I was as well.. So anyways he asks if I have anything I'm "not supposed to have" on me and I was like "uh no." Then he asks if he can search the car and I'm just like fine whatever you're not going to find anything..
So me and my friends get out of the car and are sitting there.. meanwhile the cops are looking through the car.. of course there's nothing in there but they had nothing better to do at 2:30AM.. we're freezing.. And the cop calls for backup.. so a K9 unit and a detective show up.. I'm thinking WTF.. So they popped the trunk and I had my bass tube and a 10lb nitrous bottle back there mounted to a piece of wood that was mounted to the trunk.. They start to pry it up and I'm like "uh sir that's screwed down" and I heard this noise and they had pulled it up.. dammit.. Oh well, still nothing in there.. So he goes "Well slow down" and I'm like "yeah my house is about 200 feet away from here.." And then he says "you really should take that nitrous bottle out while you're driving. if it starts leaking you guys might all start getting a little bit "laughy"." (yeah, and puke from the sulfur that's put in as well.. dumbass) So I just said "well sir, right now the bottle is closed and I'm broke so it's been empty for a couple of months." "well, you should still take it out of there.." "It's EMPTY..." and then he let us go with a verbal warning..
I got pulled over in the Celica twice..
First time I was on my way to work going the same speed as everyone else to keep up with traffic.. radar detector plugged in as usual.. It didn't go off but the cop pulled me over regardless..
after he gave me my ticket for 11 over he goes "that thing's not really that great is it?" and I said "what isn't?" and he replies "that radar detector. you shouldn't have wasted your money on it."
so I said "i didn't waste any money, it was free. someone gave it to me as a present." he seemed pissed but after that he left..
second time I got pulled over in Indiana.. after I get pulled over the cop takes off and pulls another car over about 100-150 feet in front of me.. I start inching up thinking WTF I didn't know what was going on.. and he jumps in front of my car waving his flashlight.. I'm just like ok.. so I pull over again.. he's like "don't you know what the hell I said to you?" Of course, I knew he didn't say anything.. I had no clue what was going on.. Anyways, he asks if I know the people in the car in front of me (they had IL plates too) and I was like "nope, never met them." He then accuses me of street racing because they had been following me doing roughly the same speed.. He then asked if I knew how fast I was going.. I said "honestly man I have no idea. I've been driving for over 13 hours from South Carolina and I'm just trying to get home." Hey, it was the truth, I wasn't gonna lie. He said he clocked me at well over 100mph.. Somewhere around 120+. he gave me the ticket for 90 in a 65.. I was happy not to be arrested or anything and I just crept my ass the rest of the way home..
Then, five months later the Secretary of State sends me a letter stating that my license has been suspended for a year because I had two moving violations within 24 months while being under 21.. So now I'm waiting for May 28 to roll around so I can:
1.) Drive again
2.) Get myself out of the bad state known as IL and move down to SC
I called to pay the reinstatement fine the other day and they said it was 70 bucks.. I explained that I had a written letter saying it was 30 and there was nothing, no terms or anything, that says the prices will change without my notice, nor was I ever given any notice.. the guy was just like "oh well the prices went up." then I cut him off when he started to speak again and hung up on him.
The paper says I should mail the payment in 45 days before termination of the suspension for quick processing.. I'm going to get my license back on May 28th with that paper in my hand stating that that's the termination date, and a reciept stating that I paid the fine at the DMV. I was prepared to pay on time but the damn place changed without notifying me.. Ain't my fault if I don't have over twice the amount that was listed. I'm not going to even bother waiting for my license to get mailed to me.. What's the use, it'll be expired anyways (4-25 it expires this year).
The cop says I was doing 40 in a 30 zone and I'm just thinking whatever.. I KNEW I was doing 30. Everyone in the car vouched that I was as well.. So anyways he asks if I have anything I'm "not supposed to have" on me and I was like "uh no." Then he asks if he can search the car and I'm just like fine whatever you're not going to find anything..
So me and my friends get out of the car and are sitting there.. meanwhile the cops are looking through the car.. of course there's nothing in there but they had nothing better to do at 2:30AM.. we're freezing.. And the cop calls for backup.. so a K9 unit and a detective show up.. I'm thinking WTF.. So they popped the trunk and I had my bass tube and a 10lb nitrous bottle back there mounted to a piece of wood that was mounted to the trunk.. They start to pry it up and I'm like "uh sir that's screwed down" and I heard this noise and they had pulled it up.. dammit.. Oh well, still nothing in there.. So he goes "Well slow down" and I'm like "yeah my house is about 200 feet away from here.." And then he says "you really should take that nitrous bottle out while you're driving. if it starts leaking you guys might all start getting a little bit "laughy"." (yeah, and puke from the sulfur that's put in as well.. dumbass) So I just said "well sir, right now the bottle is closed and I'm broke so it's been empty for a couple of months." "well, you should still take it out of there.." "It's EMPTY..." and then he let us go with a verbal warning..
I got pulled over in the Celica twice..
First time I was on my way to work going the same speed as everyone else to keep up with traffic.. radar detector plugged in as usual.. It didn't go off but the cop pulled me over regardless..
after he gave me my ticket for 11 over he goes "that thing's not really that great is it?" and I said "what isn't?" and he replies "that radar detector. you shouldn't have wasted your money on it."
so I said "i didn't waste any money, it was free. someone gave it to me as a present." he seemed pissed but after that he left..
second time I got pulled over in Indiana.. after I get pulled over the cop takes off and pulls another car over about 100-150 feet in front of me.. I start inching up thinking WTF I didn't know what was going on.. and he jumps in front of my car waving his flashlight.. I'm just like ok.. so I pull over again.. he's like "don't you know what the hell I said to you?" Of course, I knew he didn't say anything.. I had no clue what was going on.. Anyways, he asks if I know the people in the car in front of me (they had IL plates too) and I was like "nope, never met them." He then accuses me of street racing because they had been following me doing roughly the same speed.. He then asked if I knew how fast I was going.. I said "honestly man I have no idea. I've been driving for over 13 hours from South Carolina and I'm just trying to get home." Hey, it was the truth, I wasn't gonna lie. He said he clocked me at well over 100mph.. Somewhere around 120+. he gave me the ticket for 90 in a 65.. I was happy not to be arrested or anything and I just crept my ass the rest of the way home..
Then, five months later the Secretary of State sends me a letter stating that my license has been suspended for a year because I had two moving violations within 24 months while being under 21.. So now I'm waiting for May 28 to roll around so I can:
1.) Drive again
2.) Get myself out of the bad state known as IL and move down to SC
I called to pay the reinstatement fine the other day and they said it was 70 bucks.. I explained that I had a written letter saying it was 30 and there was nothing, no terms or anything, that says the prices will change without my notice, nor was I ever given any notice.. the guy was just like "oh well the prices went up." then I cut him off when he started to speak again and hung up on him.
The paper says I should mail the payment in 45 days before termination of the suspension for quick processing.. I'm going to get my license back on May 28th with that paper in my hand stating that that's the termination date, and a reciept stating that I paid the fine at the DMV. I was prepared to pay on time but the damn place changed without notifying me.. Ain't my fault if I don't have over twice the amount that was listed. I'm not going to even bother waiting for my license to get mailed to me.. What's the use, it'll be expired anyways (4-25 it expires this year).
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Thanks for all the stories guys! I have a great time reading them.
I never say anything stupid to any cops that pulled me over but I remember this one time I got kind of set up.
I was driving on highway 2 in WA on my way back home. There was a section of the highway on the mountain with 1 lane for each direction. The section was curvy, kind of a dangerous section for bigger cars like SUV or truck, but certain not for good handling cars like our p5.
So there I was, after driving alone for a while then I reached a line of 6 slow cars ahead of me doing 35, the limit was like 40 or 50.
The leading car was an old truck and that was why delaying all the 5 cars behind it. Then after a while there came even 2 more cars behind me and all over the highway there were signs saying that "slow cars must use the shoulder to let other car pass if 5 or more cars are being delayed"(or something simular.
Then I lost my patient and pulled to the opposite lane and try to make a pass. After I passed 4 cars and was making my way up to the 2nd one and I saw this SUV with police marking side by side with me in the 3rd position of the line. Oh crap, too late. I couldn't slow down to get behind him and had to keep on. So I passed and merge back ahead of the 2nd car then this cop started flashing his light and pulled me over.
I guess he was kind of glad that I was caught by his set up so he wasn't yelling at me at all.
Only kept blaming me for not paying attention and said everybody else saw him (as a cop) and wouldn't do what I did. I was like "yeah right, it was so damn dark outside and there wasn't any markings at the back of his SUV."
Anyway he didn't give me the ticket which, I don't think I deserver cause I didn't even reach the speed limit even when I was passing them.
He should have pulled over that truck that was delaying the 8 of us behind.
I never say anything stupid to any cops that pulled me over but I remember this one time I got kind of set up.
I was driving on highway 2 in WA on my way back home. There was a section of the highway on the mountain with 1 lane for each direction. The section was curvy, kind of a dangerous section for bigger cars like SUV or truck, but certain not for good handling cars like our p5.
So there I was, after driving alone for a while then I reached a line of 6 slow cars ahead of me doing 35, the limit was like 40 or 50.
The leading car was an old truck and that was why delaying all the 5 cars behind it. Then after a while there came even 2 more cars behind me and all over the highway there were signs saying that "slow cars must use the shoulder to let other car pass if 5 or more cars are being delayed"(or something simular.
Then I lost my patient and pulled to the opposite lane and try to make a pass. After I passed 4 cars and was making my way up to the 2nd one and I saw this SUV with police marking side by side with me in the 3rd position of the line. Oh crap, too late. I couldn't slow down to get behind him and had to keep on. So I passed and merge back ahead of the 2nd car then this cop started flashing his light and pulled me over.
I guess he was kind of glad that I was caught by his set up so he wasn't yelling at me at all.
Only kept blaming me for not paying attention and said everybody else saw him (as a cop) and wouldn't do what I did. I was like "yeah right, it was so damn dark outside and there wasn't any markings at the back of his SUV."
Anyway he didn't give me the ticket which, I don't think I deserver cause I didn't even reach the speed limit even when I was passing them.
He should have pulled over that truck that was delaying the 8 of us behind.
(lol2)
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER . . . . A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST. . . . A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER . . . . A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST. . . . A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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(rofl)
Got pulled over in maine(very nice officers there) for passing an unmarked cop car on the right hand side doing 90 in a 55 zone. i give him my liscence, he barely looks at it and says you know you passed me doing about 75. i said something like i didnt realize i was going that fast. he asks me where i was heading and i replied by saying i was heading to campus to move in(had all my school s*** in the car). He tells me to slow it down and let me go. by far the coolest cop i ever met. damn i was lucky. 
