I was moving slightly fast through a yellow light when the car in front of me decided to stop midway through the corner we were both taking, I locked up the brakes, crossed 2 lanes of traffic (it was 4am, the only car on the road was the guy in front of me), and hit a high curb, rode across some grass and took out a bush.
Only real damage was to the driver side front suspension (though the passenger curtain airbags, and ONLY the passenger curtain airbags, went off, even the adjuster couldn't figure out why). The tow truck driver destroyed the front bumper when he slid the T-bar under it (though it was already taped together anyways).