Crazy neighbor story!!

[43975]

So yesterday around 6 pm I get home and park my car as normal.
As I'm getting out of my car I'm greeted by this pissed off construction worker neighbor, That I'm assuming lives across the steet, although I've never seen him before.
He starts yelling at me about how loud my car is and how he should kick my ass!!
I literally started cracking up in his face, which I think made him even madder. He told me to park my car down the street. I totally gave him the whole "dude I really don't care what you think you ******* psycho attitude" I was so hoping he would take a swing at me! I keep this nice sharp scapel in my door for this very reason, seeing as I work in the ghetto. The best part is that he kept saying "every day at 1am you wake me up......"
As you all know I work nights my car is never there at 1am. It seems that I'm taking the blame for the newspaper delivery driver, that drives this beat up ass minivan with no exhaust!! LOL
What a nut!!

 

[sanblaster]

scapel him.

 

[solidtrance]

Sounds like your street should be on our next cruise route. Some time around 0300 should work. He will love the exhaust on my 8!

 

[Suspect987]

Sounds like your street should be on our next cruise route. Some time around 0300 should work. He will love the exhaust on my 8!

I second that, now to stop spending money on my house and get that dman exhaust I want.

 

[StealthWyvern]

yeah you should just roll by his place at high rpms in 1st gear just to piss him off lol. loud enough it will wake him up and slow enough to go by to fast. Better yet rev the motor while your at it. lmao


Seriously dont do that... the ****** might mess with your car.

 

[sanblaster]

yeah you should just roll by his place at high rpms in 1st gear just to piss him off lol. loud enough it will wake him up and slow enough to go by to fast. Better yet rev the motor while your at it. lmao


Seriously dont do that... the ****** might mess with your car.

we need to send Esmael up there in his 98 protege. to feel the power of acceleration.

 

[StealthWyvern]

we need to send Esmael up there in his 98 protege. to feel the power of acceleration.

welcome iam Esmaiel from Egypt i have mazda 323f model 1998 iam realy find that this car is the best car in japanees cars
because of its powerfull motor which make u feel the power of acceleration and the top speed which it can reach reliable suspention

 

[sanblaster]

(rlaugh) that's him!

 

[StealthWyvern]

(rlaugh) that's him!

we derail so many threads with that its not even funny. lol

 

[43975]

The plot thickens. This ****** filled my exhaust with "great stuff" that expanding foam sealant s***. I started the car and heard a loud squealing, I pop the hood to figure out what the noise is and think it's just the belts. So I take off to pull behind the house, and wash my car and hear a loud POP and see something in flight behind the car. I'm thinking the ****** stuck a 2L bottle in the exhaust turns out its that "Great Stuff"
I'm going to have to get the police involved now!!!

 

[Suspect987]

The plot thickens. This ****** filled my exhaust with "great stuff" that expanding foam sealant s***. I started the car and heard a loud squealing, I pop the hood to figure out what the noise is and think it's just the belts. So I take off to pull behind the house, and wash my car and hear a loud POP and see something in flight behind the car. I'm thinking the ****** stuck a 2L bottle in the exhaust turns out its that "Great Stuff"
I'm going to have to get the police involved now!!!

Time to ruin his day man. Some people just don't get it do they. It amazes me he blames you, yet when it happens he's yet to make sure it is actually you. Some people are just plain stupid.

 

[sanblaster]

Photograph and call the cops. Photograph and record everything. And if possible, try to record him next time you guys have an argument. See if you can get him to say something that instantly puts the blame on him.

 

[8.5MS3]

get a plastic bag with some glue and shove it up his exhaust, make sure its shredded so it doesnt pop out like yours did. burning plastic smell for months = win

 

[greg08]

lmao hahaahaahaaaha that s**** funny bro. Great story and thank you for postin this. I have a story myself.. I was in Ohio visiting my mom on a four day weekend from the army and was rallying my ms6 on the gravel/dirt/tarmac roads in the back hills. And I see this road and turn on to it. Beforre I know it I have some rednecks yellin at me to slow the **** down(mind u I was going about 30). I let of the throttle and cruised about the same speed down this bumpy dirt road. Exploring Ohio. And It winds up to be a dead end road with 3 houses on it. By the time I turn around these ***** drive up and block my way with there white old mercury. this 65 year sergeant major lookin redneck and his 25 year old hills have eyes lookin son get out and start walkin towards my car. So I hop out and they start bitching about how I need to slow down and this roads private property and how they should kill me right then or beat my ass. Told me next time I came down this road I wouldn't be going home. All this s*** talking was making me mad but I just went along with it. I felt bad cause he told me about how he lost his other three kids to speeding drivers. My lesson learned is always carry some kind of self defense in the car

 

[43975]

He's the problem with me actually getting into a confrontation with him. Unless he completely takes a shot at me and it can be 100% self defense. I can end up locked up as well. If I **** with this guy and end up locked up, I run the risk of loosing my nursing license, and a hefty pay check

 

[43975]

One of you guys is a Chicago police officer...who is that, I want to ask him a few questions about how to proceed.

 

[sanblaster]

sam, i forgot his username though. he hasn't been on in a long time.

 

[StealthWyvern]

just call you local police station and see what they have to say about it.

 

[nvmsp]

Man have a friend f*ck this dude's car or house up. Talk to the cop's first but if they can't help. Have a fried f*ck his s*it up.

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

sam = chimsp