Civic jokes

[FLSilverP5]

Hey i just wanted to see how many civic jokes there are out there. Please post the ones you know and lets have a riot laughing at the H's out there!

Civics are like assholes, everyone has one.
Civics are like tampons, every pussy needs one.
Speed kills, save lives, Drive a civic!
Driving a civic is like being in the special olympics, it doest matter if you win or lose, you are still retarded.

 

[PTO_Rico7]

I dont really have a joke but me and my friend got shirts made that say "Civics are for douche bags" yea its good stuff...

 

[slimsmcgill]

Driving a civic is like being in the special olympics, it doest matter if you win or lose, you are still retarded.

Hahahaha....

 

[FLSilverP5]

This one is not mine, I saw it from someone on this site, so if it is yours sorry.

Driving a civic is like getting head from a ***, its ok until someone sees you!

 

[PasteyP5]

Here's one of my favorites, regarding those retarded commercials.

"If this is a Civic Nation, I'm moving!"

B

 

[PreFknLude_SiR]

Hm...

 

[MP5s Make Ready]

Driving a civic is like getting head from a ***, its ok until someone sees you!

(jerkit) (rofl) (lol)

 

[MarkSpark]

Honda Crispies

 

[KYREDP5]

Perhapse this should go in the OT or humor forum?

 

[jebus]

riiiight
i'm not any of those things
i guess i am just one of the few exceptions
prolyl cuz i know my car is slow and could care less

i love you guys

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

driving a civic is like driving a fat retarded chick......fun till your friends find out...lol...sorry to those that own honda's and aren't the typical stereo type...lol.

 

[jebus]

driving a civic is like driving a fat retarded chick......fun till your friends find out...lol...sorry to those that own honda's and aren't the typical stereo type...lol.

its ok with me

i wish i could come up wiht a joke for mazdas but i can't they are so damn nice (headbang)

i will post pics and see if i am the stereotype haha

 

[MP5driva03]

Sex should be like Hondas....slow, obscene, and loud enough for the neighbors to hear. Driving a Honda is like driving a scooter...have fun doing it, but dont let your friends see you.

 

[PreFknLude_SiR]

Sex should be like Hondas....slow, obscene, and loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

Hahaha, that's a good one!

 

[SpicyMchaggis]

Speed kills, drive a honda, live forever!

 

[Togan]

the man has a point, civics are weird

 

[SpeedMcheen]

I just made this one up for you civic haters.

Hint: It's a limerick, read it like one.

I once said to a man from Nantucket,
Driving a civic? He said Ahh, just **** it
___It cant get me no ladies
___It looks like it has rabies
I just tell em its my moms piece of s***".

 

[PreFknLude_SiR]

 

[BradC]

Haha, thats great!
Whats the only thing missing from an Si? The H and T!

 

[Replica]

Sigh....old jokes...