Bud Light's American Heros/Real Men of Genius

my own cheesy creation:

Mr. Turbo-Charger upgrader

Here's to you Mr. Turbo-Charger Upgrader
Without you our cars would be slow and law-abidding.
(Can't afford no more tickets!)
You do your best work so our wives will b**** every time we mash the gas.
(gotta love that boost now!)
So pop open a nice cold one Mr. Use-a-4cylinder-to-smoke-a-V8 and remember; without you....we might actually have some money in our pockets!
(Mr. turbo-Charger Upgrader....)
 
Did ya notice that after 9/11 it was changed from "Real American Heroes" to "Real Men of Genius"? Fox here in Central Florida they run "Real Cartoon Heroes" promos for Homer Simpson and Hank Hill. They're pretty funny.
 
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damn, I'm a little late for this train, but these are funny as s***!
 
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