best yo mamma jokes

[hawaiian_msp]

yo momma is like a bag of potato chips, she's free-to-lay

 

[tracknfield423]

yo mamma's so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide
yo mamma's so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody

 

[AZDriftR]

your moms so fat i told her it was chilly out side and she grabbed a bowl!

 

[peepsalot]

yo mommas so stupid she went to a football game cause she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma so stupid she tried to eat a TV dinner and choked on the antenna
yo momma so old she farts dust
yo momma so old, she got jesus' beeper number
yo momma so stanky she made right Guard turn left.
yo momma so stanky she made sure unsure

Anyways, let's get off mommas. Cause I just got off yours!
Ohhhhh, burn.

 

[peepsalot]

yo momma's so fat, she beeps when she backs up
yo momma so stupid she dropped a clock out the window to see if time really flies.

 

[AZDriftR]

Anyways, let's get off mommas. Cause I just got off yours!
Ohhhhh, burn.

(bow)

 

[peepsalot]

(bow)

That is to say, I got her off, then I got off her. (evil)

 

[AZDriftR]

bahahahaha!

 

[akProtege5]

your momma is so poor when i went into her house, lit a match, a roach came out saying
"we got heat"

your momma is so old she knew big bird when he was tweety.

your momma is so old she god said let there me light. she lit a match.

 

[kcbhiw]

your momma is so nasty, the crabs use the tampon string to bungie jump.

 

[vindication]

yo momma so fat she plays hop scotch like this, LA, Chicago, NY, Miami
yo momma so bald when she wears a turtle neck she looks like a busted condom.
yo momma so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
yo momma so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
yo momma so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dogs could play with her.
yo momma so stupid when I told her drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.

ahh this brings back memmories. I got tons more but I'll give others a chance

 

[blynzoo]

Yo momma house so small when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes.

Yo momma so hairy she sits on the toilet and gets hathead.

Yo momma so fat she can only move in 4 directions: North, South, East and West

I saw yo momma walking down the street kicking a can. I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving." (THAT'S a classic)

Yo momma teeth so messed up when she whistles it comes out in four-part harmony.

Yo momma so ugly when she goes out front to get the paper, the neighbors call the dog catcher.

Yo momma so stupid she thought a microwave was a new hairstyle/

Yo momma so stupid she thought a Hot Pocket was what she gets when she farts.

Yo momma breath so bad, breath mints run.

 

[sykotick]

Your mom's like a brick; flat, dirty and gets laid by Mexicans.

 

[vindication]

yo momma so ugly when she looked out her window she got arrested for mooning
yo momma so stupid thay have to dig for her IQ

 

[Dr.Sound]

yo mamma is so loose, it's like waving a hot dog in a hall way.