best yo mamma jokes

[Matthew]

youre momma's so poor, her front and back door are on the same hinges!

 

[SpeedMcheen]

Here's some classy originals.

Your mama's so fat, gasping for breath she sang
' Come, Butter!
Come, Butter!
Come, Butter,
Come!
Every lump
As big as
My bum!'

Your mama's so ugly, when she asked me if I wanted to ****, I told her I greatly preferred masturbation.

Your mama's so fat, they collect the steam from her hot hole to power our cities.

Your mama's so fat, when she dies, the world's energy problems will be solved.

You mama's so slutty, I lit a match on her snatch and burnt the front of her ****.

 

[AndrewF150]

Here's some classy originals.

Your mama's so fat, gasping for breath she sang
' Come, Butter!
Come, Butter!
Come, Butter,
Come!
Every lump
As big as
My bum!'

Your mama's so ugly, when she asked me if I wanted to ****, I told her I greatly preferred masturbation.

Your mama's so fat, they collect the steam from her hot hole to power our cities.

Your mama's so fat, when she dies, the world's energy problems will be solved.

You mama's so slutty, I lit a match on her snatch and burnt the front of her ****.

I have never head any of those before.

 

[Dexter]

Your mom is so awesome she baked me cookies.

 

[NoRotorNoMotor]

Your mom is so awesome she baked me cookies.

with the flour mp3 used to find her wet spot

 

[MSPRCRX44]

your mama's so old, when god said let there be light, she flipped the switch.

your mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the flinstones.

 

[SeminoleMan]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so dirty, she has to creep up on her bathwater.
Yo momma'a so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

 

[JCell]

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down!
Yo momma's so dirty, she has to creep up on her bathwater.
Yo momma'a so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach.

nice (rofl)

 

[jophus14]

your mommas teeth are so big, that when she bites into a sandwich standing up, she clips her toenails.

your mommas so fat, when she sat on a quarter, a booger came outta george washingtons nose.

your mommas house is so dirty, the roaches have dune-buggies

your mommas so black, she sweats coffee.

your mommas so fat, she uses a pillow as a tampon

your mommas so old, her social security number is 1.

just a quick few, more to come.

 

[cbcbd]

Yo Mamma so fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued"

 

[SpeedMcheen]

I have never head any of those before.

That's because they're ORIGINALS, made up by me, and very classy too I might add.

 

[torque222]

old school, your mommas like a refrigerator, everybody puts there meat in her. your momma is like a doorknob , everybody takes a turn.

 

[akProtege5]

yo momma is so loose i ask her if she did a 69 he said no but i did 70 and i made them all wear condum.

 

[Snacks McGee]

My favorite:

Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose!

 

[speed1016]

your mommas so fat when she wears a Malcom X t-shirt helicopters try and land.

 

[sttl013]

Yo mamma's so old her birthday expired.

 

[LinuxRacr]

Yo mama got a wooden leg with a kick stand....

Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it....

 

[terbow]

hey only one pharcyde quote per thread!

 

[biochembruin]

Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

 

[Big-J]

yo momma's pussy is so dry the crabs carry cantines