Be advised.......There's a Poseur in our midst.

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Dex:

It has come to our attention, that you have never had a MAZDASPEED; but in fact, a Neon (and not even an SRT-4). There has been no photographic evidence to date that leads us to any other conclusion.

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At this time; please pack your bags and leave the premises.
 
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And...you fine folks 'actually' believe that's Dexter's??!!

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If it pleases the court.........
 
Hmm

Dexturd?
Yes I believe the evidence is overwhelming Mr. Sulu.
Full speed ahead to Planet Turdulon.
Dexturd's home planet.
Dexturd is a secret alien life form of the turd based variety sent to Earth to take over Chysler Corp. Why else whould they have "invented" the minivan?

Upon encountering this menace do not directly confront him lest you be slain by his secret alien Turd gas. Call 1-800-Turdkill and run like hell.
 
hmmm... i'm lost. it seems like dex is just as lost. this is weird. you folks with the speeds are just plain whacked out. i guess there's too much power in these things for you... it's all screwing with your heads! poor dex...

btw, what happened to your speed? well, duh... you wrecked, but what happened?
 
lol im not on anyones side but how oculd it ever be proven that he does or doesnt have a msp? guess u gotta scan ur car note or sumthin bro.
 
TIGHTanium said:
If thats pre-accident...why is one headlight silver/chrome and the other blacked-out like they should be?

I'm confused

huh? that pic i posted is like 1 month after i got the car...its hard to tell from that pic, but neither headlight looks chrome to me.
 

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