Sorry to hear about you guys getting laid off... The job market still sucks around here.
When I got laid off from my tech support job, we would conference in out phone calls with random places and listen in on their conversations. I transferred two customers together and they actually started helping each other with their problems. I transferred another one to Condoms to Go..
Customer: I need help with my software I purchased from you
Condoms To Go: Ok, which software did you purchase from us.
Customer: TaxCut Deluxe
Condoms To Go: Uhh, we dont sell that kind of software, this is condoms to go
Customer Condoms to WHAT?!?!?!?
...click...