asshole neighbor

[JOS3]

i just went out to my car to go get some food and when i get into my car, i notice some gooey black s*** on my windshield. i think to myself, "hmm, looks like banana." but it wasnt on the roof so i start backing up. when i look out of the rear passenger side window, i see more. so i get out and there is a rotten banana lying on the ground next to my car with chunks of it running down the side and the huge glob on the windshield.

my car has been in the same spot because i havent driven it for 3 days. its parked right in front of my next door neighbors' apartment. so im thinking it either came from them or one of the other 2 apartments above them. i think someone did it when my alarm went off early in the morning the other day. the garbage truck sets it off all the time.

while i stood there, i set my alarm off to see if anyone would come out, but no one took the bait. lucky for them because i would have went off.

due to the direction of the splat and the way the banana flew, the overall trajectory of the banana leads me to think it came from the first floor. they better hope i never catch them doing s*** to my car.

luckily, im moving tomorrow......bitches

 

[DeanSweet]

you've been watching a little csi haven't you? just be glad they dont toss eggs out.

 

[JOS3]

if it was eggs, i would have stood out there with the alarm going off until someone confessed to doing it. then i would beat them silly

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

yeah, my neighbors are assholes too, call the cops on me ALL the time....someones stealing your car(after they called the cops)...yeah, it's being towed by a wrecking yard tow-truck..stolen eh, called the cops the other day becuase 'mysterious prowler entering through back window' aka me when I forgot my keys inside....stupid fuckers..thats ok, the cops showed up, and I ended up getting a warning for a noise violation....being that Slayer was being blasted on my stereo..lol....all in all, i hate neighbors..all the cool people usually live far away......one day I'll have some good nieghbors

 

[JOS3]

hopefully my new neighbors are cool. apparently they are of the same age range, which is definitely a change for me. i live next to a hagered ass b**** and her kids. i think it was her punk ass son that did it.

 

[Lord_Zath]

At least it was a banana. Could've been rocks or bullets.

LZ
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Edit- just had a mental image of someone throwing a banana at a white P5 (not necessarily yours Jose). It made me laugh. I think I'll bring bananas to the next meet (humpleg)

 

[TXMazdaSpeeder]

"trajectory of the flying banana"



(lol)(lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)

 

[mazdaspeedpower]

hopefully my new neighbors are cool. apparently they are of the same age range, which is definitely a change for me. i live next to a hagered ass b**** and her kids. i think it was her punk ass son that did it.

IMG, somebody else uses the word haggard...awesome..have you seen the DVD??? it's awesom...check it sometime if ur into Jackass type stuff(ala Bam and the gang of CKY) with a story line...great movie

 

[MP3intheSTL]

That really sucks! Sorry about that.

But the "trajectory of the flying banana" thing is pretty damn Funny! (hahaspit)

 

[JOS3]

IMG, somebody else uses the word haggard...awesome..have you seen the DVD??? it's awesom...check it sometime if ur into Jackass type stuff(ala Bam and the gang of CKY) with a story line...great movie

i have no idea what youre talking about

 

[Lord_Zath]

i have no idea what youre talking about

(lol)

(whitep5)+(nana)+ (gun) =(argh)

 

[sidpro5]

My neighbors also suck. Of course, they are also in-laws. Thank God I'm moving at the end of the month. Luckily, they're too old and too dumb to do s*** to my car.

 

[smithers_0990]

If you catch them I'll help beat some ass.(nuts)

I went nuts when someone took my dads chrome valve stem caps.

I snap when it comes to cars.

 

[peepsalot]

"trajectory of the flying banana"



(lol)(lol) (lol) (lol) (lol) (lol)

Reminds me of the old QBASIC gorillas game, if anyone else ever played that game. Back in the Dos/Windows 3.1 days. Good times. Nibbles was the shiznit too, I remember modifying it to play like the tron lightcycle game. I'm guessing no one is gonna know what the hell I'm talking about here.

 

[jersey_emt]

Reminds me of the old QBASIC gorillas game, if anyone else ever played that game. Back in the Dos/Windows 3.1 days. Good times. Nibbles was the shiznit too, I remember modifying it to play like the tron lightcycle game. I'm guessing no one is gonna know what the hell I'm talking about here.

I do Gorillas was awesome.

 

[FLSilverP5]

Reminds me of the old QBASIC gorillas game, if anyone else ever played that game. Back in the Dos/Windows 3.1 days. Good times. Nibbles was the shiznit too, I remember modifying it to play like the tron lightcycle game. I'm guessing no one is gonna know what the hell I'm talking about here.

hahahha yeh. The exploding bananas. WOW i would have never rembered that. It was on my first computer. Orange and black screen. OH YEH!

 

[anarchistchiken]

(whitep5)+(nana)+ (gun) =(argh)

Hahahaha, the coolest thing about that is that you actually got those images in your head before you found them and put the together.

I snap when it comes to cars.

Agreed. You dont **** with someones car, no matter how big an asshole they are.

Jose, sucks man. I know you're not gonna read this for a while, lol, but good luck with finding those assholes that did it.

 

[JOS3]

im about 95% sure it was my next door neighboor. so for payback, i went to clean the apartment last night (since i moved out). i figured 4am is as good a time as any to vacuum the entire apartment (evil)

 

[Lord_Zath]

Damn you play durty

LZ
Z

 

[JOS3]

at least i wasnt a little b**** and **** with their car. if they wanted to say something all they had to do was come and knock on my door........(starts humming theme to three's company)