lesbihonest, the 5's praise here on the board is really the result of constant cognitive dissonance within ball-wearing parentals (ie, daddy hooligans).
i loved it the first 6MO of ownership (after being harassed by SWMBO for nearly half a year for a minivan), but I'm really absolutely done with it. it is, literally, the least fun "fun" car i've had in the last.. i dunno.. dozen years? last night, a e63 tt wagon parked in front my office. today, a douchey red 993tt.
basically, god's telling me I need 2 turbos to replace both the balls I've lost. or, if in another german rwd, 1 turbo is acceptable when paired with a folding top. i'm telling the nanny to feed the kids more food so these underweight runts can graduate into booster chairs ASAP, cuz this car is really destroying my mid-life crisised psyche. alternatively, if i get divorced, i'd just give her the car, yes?
also, I can't believe someone would pay $30K for a Routan... a rebadged caravan... I mean... you must love your wife. a LOT.