Ahhhhh Matty, when will you ever learn?

NRRfrogmanP5 said:
my life sux..why cant i find a girl

there aren't enough hours in the day for me to explain this one completely.

two words, matt : titty bar
 
you want a girl ... then stop looking... it works... just go have fun on your own.. and then they will come to you... seriously.
 
oh yes. there was a girl at the party that wanted joe quite bad.

oh yes, joe, she wanted me to talk to you for her. consider yourself talked to.
 
the birthday girl at that party was NASTY, the only good looking girl was not even close to being legal, and that one chick that nobody can rember the name of was just weird
 
Familia323 said:
you want a girl ... then stop looking... it works... just go have fun on your own.. and then they will come to you... seriously.

your relatives don't count either, matt
 
MikeyK 5 said:
the girl who wanted joe was of... "questionable attractiveness"

but then again, in your presence, beauty takes on new meaning and few can hope to compare you studbomb you
 
ARIC,

what the **** was the name of the girl whop noone could remember her name... anybody? anybody?
 
mikey should know... she was the other one who lives there....

mikey mikey mikey mikey mikey mikey mikey!!!.... produce and answer!
 
Jeanette
i asked her to sleep with me last night but she never came over :(
i was kidding, of course
and yeah, really, the only cute one there was 15
15!!!!!
*Jon's ears perk up in CA*
 
yeah the girl that wanted me was ummm... well... yeeeaaahhhh... but was that young looking girl that grabbed my ass the 15 year old? Is that who you guys are talking about?
 

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