6-6-6 is my B-day

[clownphish]

My new debit card ends in 666.

 

[orphman]

My new debit card ends in 666.

hmmmm i cant figure out if thats good or bad!

 

[clownphish]

Oh it's bad. It drives me to spend, lol.

 

[clownphish]

Beelz - Stephen Lynch

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I’ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
little devil eyes to help a little devil see
little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I’m Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I’ll make a toast to me
Hey, here’s to my hell..
Th… My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I’m in every Zeppelin album
I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants
I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, I’ll just throw it on a griddle.
I don’t need to make a deal, I don’t need to tell a riddle
And **** Charlie Daniels I don’t care if he can fiddle
I’m Satan.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
That’s ******* bulls*** because I wouldn’t be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it’s like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!

 

[clownphish]

Attn all DD followers! A message from our leader:

Originally Posted by orphman
I will not post untill after 666.. but i will kepp a close gaurded eye on my fatihfull minions! lol


and

DD FOREVA'!(peep) (pissed)

But don't worry, I'll still be around to crack that whip! (whip) (laugh) Take it!

 

[cable43]

OMG why people... why

(I love this place)

 

[clownphish]

OMG why people... why

(I love being ruled by the dark lord)

Fixed. (whip)

 

[clownphish]

(dark) Almost here! And look, festivities are already planned!

http://www.myspace.com/666

 

[ariana]

6-6-6 is also my brothers b-day. Don't know what he'll be doing, he's stationed in Germany. Good drinking I'm sure.

 

[clownphish]

Hefeweizen! (thinkbeer)

 

[clownphish]

And now... a word from our leader:

Hello kiddie's ... our day is fast approaching... let me tell you... i have horns sprouting already... so look out...


ok they are not horns... just really bad hair i guess..

Anyway... i was really freaked out the other night. Thought i was being possesed.. but then i realized .. He is I an I am Him... no not the little line form Jay Z.... so i was jsut loosing my "earthly" mind.

--nice myspace post for the omen by the way....


DD foreva'



p.s. yea im crazy.... Crazy for my bday!(first)

 

[RacerXGirl]

I think some birthday cake baked with some holy water will aright this situation. So orph, what's your favorite flavor? ; )

 

[clownphish]

Mwahahahahahaha! (laugh)

You Are Scary

You even scare scary people sometimes!

How Scary Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howscaryareyouquiz/

 

[RacerXGirl]

Mwahahahahahaha! (laugh)

You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes!

How Scary Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howscaryareyouquiz/

I wasn't scary at all...but they didn't ask the question of "does your personality change when you're hungry?" That would have tipped the scale to toally scary.

But this was interesting:

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<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'>
<strong>You Are a Lime Margarita</strong>
</font></td></tr>
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<center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatflavormargaritaareyouquiz/lime-margarita.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center>
<font color="#000000">
Realistic and grounded, you have the energy to tackle any obstacle that stands in your way.<br />
Hyper and driven, you despise lazy behavior of all kinds... especially lazy drunks too tired to dance!
</font></td></tr></table>
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavormargaritaareyouquiz/">What Flavor Margarita Are You?</a></div>

 

[RacerXGirl]

So, Orph, how's that plan for world domination going for today?

Happy birthday, by the by...

 

[clownphish]

(laugh) (laugh) (laugh) (laugh) (laugh) (laugh)
HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
(laugh) (laugh) (laugh) (laugh) (laugh) (laugh)
DARK
LEADER!

(bowdown) (bowdown) (bowdown) (bowdown) (bowdown) (bowdown)​

 

[TUNGSTENGREYWIDOW]

Is that you SATIN is it no for real is it? If it is where is my money BIATCH!!! Just playing around HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIMPIN.

 

[Sarspanky123]

Happy happy birthday ...........SATAN

 

[lasermp5]

what about 6/6/1966?
or 6/6/1666?

 

[MSP#735]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." -Pulp Fiction