SuperStretch18
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I think the OP saw Chuck's penis...
Who the f*ck is Chuch Norris !!!
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I think the OP saw Chuck's penis...
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- 2017 SG Ford Focus RS -- 2003 Protege 5 -- 2016 Ford Expedition
Chuck Norris's penis is so big it has a penis of it's own, and that penis is still bigger than yours.
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- 2017 SG Ford Focus RS -- 2003 Protege 5 -- 2016 Ford Expedition
SuperStretch18
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OP = Original Poster
(lol)
ipleadthe5th
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Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
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rx7_drifter_
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2... with a knife.
Chuck Norris round-kicks clockwise in the northern hemisphere, but counter-clockwise in the southern. No one knows why, and no one has dared question him.
When researchers at Gillette designed a prototype 43 blade razor, they claimed it could even shave Chuck Norris' beard. When Chuck Norris heard about this, he went to Gillette, took the prototype, and used it to shave each researcher to death. Then, just to make a point, he tried to use it to shave himself, and the razor disintegrated.
(rockon)
This page just keeps em coming:
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
The first time Chuck Norris ever played Counter Strike, he no-scope headshoted a terrorist through the walls from across the map on CS_Dust 2... with a knife.
Chuck Norris round-kicks clockwise in the northern hemisphere, but counter-clockwise in the southern. No one knows why, and no one has dared question him.
When researchers at Gillette designed a prototype 43 blade razor, they claimed it could even shave Chuck Norris' beard. When Chuck Norris heard about this, he went to Gillette, took the prototype, and used it to shave each researcher to death. Then, just to make a point, he tried to use it to shave himself, and the razor disintegrated.
(rockon)
This page just keeps em coming:
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
rx7_drifter_
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- '99 Protege LX 1.8L
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
ipleadthe5th
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(rofl)
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