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Worst thing you have done to your boss/chief/manager
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krimsonviper
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My company likes to sit on customer orders(i work in retail by the way) and as a result, the customers product becomes phased out(dont make it anymore). So i called a bunch of the customers(roughly 20) who's stuff phased out at the end of my shift,telling them that their stuff just came in. I took 3 things to build but never finished it and put it out in the center of the floor(theres a morning visit by the district manager) taped the pieces close to the ceiling and hid the ladder and changed the tracking system, which they had just finished completing after 3 long weeks...oh yeah i quit that evening. manager was a real b**** to her employees
i did not do this to my boss, but to a costumer! i work in a ups store and this lady was sending sex toys tru ups! so i had to pack that they were new and unopen anyways. at that time a freaking piece of s*** costumer came complainig about prices and s***! he was sending his grandmother some pictures albuns and s***! he was crazy saying that we were thieves but he was so in a hurry he was gonna send it anyways! he told me that with my actitud ill never be anything bla bla bla..... the point i put a huge black dildo in the box going to his grandmother!
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lol to bad you couldn't see his grandmothers face and his as well!
Karma_hunden
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maybe the grandma will call him to thank him for the new cooking roller...
i work at a mexican restaurant called moe's and everytime we get done with a huge line of people, our boss will come in and tell us to make everything on line look pretty again like him. Well i was expecting it and immediately after him telling us this i looked at the very messy line and said to my fellow employee "well were done here". He actually found it funny and i'm still a manager. : D
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I used to work in a restaurant as a server and my boss thought he was the s*** and joked around and stuff...not to an annoying extent though, but simple douchebag behavior of a usual manager/boss. One day, when we were closing and he was giving me my earnings in cash (tips of the day), he was short for a dollar (didnt have singles in the register), which wasnt a big deal, but I took it as a joke and kept telling him, "you owe me a dollar" everytime the proper situation came to use it, like "hey, could you do me a favor? I need you to "sorry you owe me a dollar" " lol...
anyways, one day he's paying me and just when he finishes, he says "oh yeah, btw, almost forgot, here's your dollar..." and he starts counting pennies...not nickles nor dimes...pennies. I knew where this was going lol. Anyways, he put all 100 pennies in a tray and said, "there ya go, happy now?"....he was the owner of the restaurant, so everytime we closed, he would invite his friends over to have a drink...so all this was infront of them as they laughed and as he thought how cool he was in front of his friends in treating his subordinates(me) like that. I laughed, cuz well, I was annoying with the whole s***, but he is as well, so an eye for an eye. It was a good comeback/joke, but just that...I laughed until I realized he was actually expecting me to take that s***...I asked him if he was serious, and he said "yeah, in fact, brb....*comes back* here, you can use this bag to put the pennies in it" and starts laughing histerically again. I just simply arranged the pennies in the shape of a dick and said "alright, im out guys see ya later..." and as Im leaving he says..."hey, take your pennies...*sees the shape*..whats this?" ..."thats what you are dude, bye *leaves*"....he called me later angry telling me i shouldve taken the pennies and that i shouldntve disrespected him like that, and of coarse, I didnt give a s*** to be working with a prick like him so i yelled back and he got calm and said "alright, well, lets just leave it as it is..."....
... the next time i worked he said "here's your s***" and gave me not 1 but 2 dollars! I was able to buy myself some potatoe chips!
anyways, one day he's paying me and just when he finishes, he says "oh yeah, btw, almost forgot, here's your dollar..." and he starts counting pennies...not nickles nor dimes...pennies. I knew where this was going lol. Anyways, he put all 100 pennies in a tray and said, "there ya go, happy now?"....he was the owner of the restaurant, so everytime we closed, he would invite his friends over to have a drink...so all this was infront of them as they laughed and as he thought how cool he was in front of his friends in treating his subordinates(me) like that. I laughed, cuz well, I was annoying with the whole s***, but he is as well, so an eye for an eye. It was a good comeback/joke, but just that...I laughed until I realized he was actually expecting me to take that s***...I asked him if he was serious, and he said "yeah, in fact, brb....*comes back* here, you can use this bag to put the pennies in it" and starts laughing histerically again. I just simply arranged the pennies in the shape of a dick and said "alright, im out guys see ya later..." and as Im leaving he says..."hey, take your pennies...*sees the shape*..whats this?" ..."thats what you are dude, bye *leaves*"....he called me later angry telling me i shouldve taken the pennies and that i shouldntve disrespected him like that, and of coarse, I didnt give a s*** to be working with a prick like him so i yelled back and he got calm and said "alright, well, lets just leave it as it is..."....
... the next time i worked he said "here's your s***" and gave me not 1 but 2 dollars! I was able to buy myself some potatoe chips!
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I used to work in a restaurant as a server and my boss thought he was the s*** and joked around and stuff...not to an annoying extent though, but simple douchebag behavior of a usual manager/boss. One day, when we were closing and he was giving me my earnings in cash (tips of the day), he was short for a dollar (didnt have singles in the register), which wasnt a big deal, but I took it as a joke and kept telling him, "you owe me a dollar" everytime the proper situation came to use it, like "hey, could you do me a favor? I need you to "sorry you owe me a dollar" " lol...
anyways, one day he's paying me and just when he finishes, he says "oh yeah, btw, almost forgot, here's your dollar..." and he starts counting pennies...not nickles nor dimes...pennies. I knew where this was going lol. Anyways, he put all 100 pennies in a tray and said, "there ya go, happy now?"....he was the owner of the restaurant, so everytime we closed, he would invite his friends over to have a drink...so all this was infront of them as they laughed and as he thought how cool he was in front of his friends in treating his subordinates(me) like that. I laughed, cuz well, I was annoying with the whole s***, but he is as well, so an eye for an eye. It was a good comeback/joke, but just that...I laughed until I realized he was actually expecting me to take that s***...I asked him if he was serious, and he said "yeah, in fact, brb....*comes back* here, you can use this bag to put the pennies in it" and starts laughing histerically again. I just simply arranged the pennies in the shape of a dick and said "alright, im out guys see ya later..." and as Im leaving he says..."hey, take your pennies...*sees the shape*..whats this?" ..."thats what you are dude, bye *leaves*"....he called me later angry telling me i shouldve taken the pennies and that i shouldntve disrespected him like that, and of coarse, I didnt give a s*** to be working with a prick like him so i yelled back and he got calm and said "alright, well, lets just leave it as it is..."....
... the next time i worked he said "here's your s***" and gave me not 1 but 2 dollars! I was able to buy myself some potatoe chips!
Wow, your boss is retarded.
Karma_hunden
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indeed. did I mention the restaurant went bankrupt? did i also mention that after it when bankrupt, he changed it to a steakhouse and then went bankrupt again? stupidity pays its toll.
Pwned by stupidity throughout lifetime. Maybe he could try not being such an asshole
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some people are just born that way...ya know? like NY cab drivers.
My previous supervisor was a lazy b**** who put the entire workload on me. So when she was on medical leave, I showed how I could do all of her work as well as mine (showing her uselessness).
She was forced to leave and i got a promotion!
Not exactly mean but it worked.
She was forced to leave and i got a promotion!
Not exactly mean but it worked.
