Things you can say on THANKSGIVING and get away with it.

[Sir Nuke]

Talk about a huge breast!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

It's Cool Whip time!

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

Whew, that's one terrific spread!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

Don't play with your meat.

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people
at once?

I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

How long will it take after you put it in?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Just take some in your hand and stuff it as far as it
will go.

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still
want more!

 

[smithers_0990]

Thats great

LMAO(rofl)(lol)

 

[ZoomZoom]

Good stuff Nuke....good stuff

peace
Griff

 

[Antoine]

lol...great now I'm going to be crackin up on thanksgiving with everyone wondering...what so funny?

 

[LinuxRacr]

LOL!!! (rofl)

 

[PA_MP3_Man]

I think the best one is "You still have a little bit on your chin"

What a visual. How bout

oh god, I'm so stuffed, I don't think i could take any more.

or

Don't finger everything, take what you want.

eh, just trying to add to the party, best I could come up with.

 

[Equinox]

wow I can fit my whole fist in you and feel your neck!

ya know...the bag with all the turkey neck and giblets and...okay it's lame.

 

[jdm_mp5]

ahahhaha...im so psyched for THANKSGIVING!!!

 

[ZoomZoom]

ahahhaha...im so psyched for THANKSGIVING!!!

Ya know, the holidays used to be such a special time. I work retail and each year I like them less and less. But, I still like the food!!! For all those that go out and do some major holiday shopping, be nice to the people that work retail, we don't get much time to spend with our families and we work some absurd hours so you folks can get the great deals!! Listen to me beg, I think I am really loosing it (sad2)

peace
Griff

 

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