probably gonna get killed....read while you can (MATURE)

[wannabe]

A reported from the NY Times is doing a travel article on a little town in <insert random southern state> and he needs to find out more information. He goes up to the first guy he finds and asks, "Anything exciting happen around here?"
The guy thinks for a seconds and replies, "Well, a couple days ago my neighbors goat got lost, so we formed a posse, went out and found it, all took turns butt-raping it, and then we went home"

The reporter is aghast, he knows that he would immediatly be fired if he put that in his article, so he asks again, "Anything ELSE exciting happen around here?"

The local repsonds, "Well, about a month ago my other neighbors 13 year old daughter got lost, so we formed a posse, went out and found her, all took turns butt-raping her, then we went home."

The reporter is simple shocked, so he tries one last time, "Anything BAD happen around here??"

The guy sits quietly for a minute, then drops his head and answers, "Well, one time I GOT LOST."

 

[Stealth5]

umm, thats gross

 

[BlackMSP]

thx for sharing.. am I supposed to be laughing or looking sick to my stomach?

 

[wannabe]

a little bit of both
(rofl) (pukey)

 

[NRRfrogmanP5]

wow that is just wrong and um..i dunno what else..........

 

[wannabe]

alright, so how about this one:

Two hillbillys (Clem and Earl) are sitting on the porch, and they are bored so they decide to play a game. Clem says to Earl (in hillbilly accent) "You wanna play 20 questions?"
Earl doesn't know how to play, so Clem explains it, "I think of something, then you ask questions until you figure it out" Earl agrees to play, so Clem looks for something to think of. Out in the pasture he sees a donkey, and thinks "I got it! Donkey Dick! he'll never think of that!"
So Earl starts asking questions, his first question is "Is it something you could eat?" Clem chuckles and says "I suppose you could if you really wanted to"
"Is it Donkey Dick!?!?"