Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning
to do it's own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style.
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally
back to Dallas. Each person will drive a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that say "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
My wife gets credit for this one...she sent it to me in Email. (stash)
to do it's own, entitled Survivor - Texas Style.
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally
back to Dallas. Each person will drive a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that say "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
My wife gets credit for this one...she sent it to me in Email. (stash)
