attention all wannabe hothatches
P5: The much tuffer looking version of a Lexus SportCross at 1/2 the price.
Focus: Needs to focus on shock tower housings that aren't made of paper thin slag that rust out. I'm not even touching that sh!t on looks.
Civic Si: Much like the Focus...I'd rather have <dry heaves> an RSX. I can't believe I actually waited to buy my Pro5 after being disappointed with the Si's roll out.
Pontiac Vibe "
Tight!" so says MotorTrend Oct '01/ Toyota Matrix "What is it?": The Vibe is just a mini-Aztec that is manufactured to have the same fate of its soccer mom and of the name of the group it disgraces. Matrix says, "Please sit in me Keanu. I promise to give you all of the functionless 115 voltz through your fingertips as you can spill your iced mocha crappuccino with extra cream on me..."
Suzuki ?: All the power and looks of a four wheel leaf blower...they ought to spend the Japanese government's and GM's subsidies on their crotch rockets...
Saab: $0 resale value for over 40 years! Ok, the Viggen I wouldn't mind driving baja without an air filter...
Volvo: It's boxy!
PT loser: Limited Edition? Limited to capacity of 250,000 sitting in Detroit's outlots, railyards, barges...
Saturn & Korean throwaways: "Open your mouth!" Tonguey would get tired of tasting bile...
Mini: Finally my Ford Festiva gets the BMW badge to grace all 115 ponies...
Subaru Impreza: I did consider buying the WRX. I dug the sedan & wagon. I just didn't dig on paying for each option like the turbo/intercooler, front, side, rear spoilers, differential cover, and outragously expensive rims & meats. The 7.9% APR for 5 years gave me limpdik real fast. I'll wait a couple years for a used one.
VW Golf/GTI: I did consider buying. The Pro5 makes a better proletarian/utilitarian hothatch. The squared people wagon was pricey compared to the sweetheart deal I got from Mazda. Free Kenneth Cole shades and free touch-up paint is gravy on top. I bought my Pro5 in November for 0.0% for 3 years, 0 down, $400 college cash back, 6 months differed payment, and with $2500 off sticker. For $19995 out the door w/ TTL, options included the net, mats, shock sensor alarm, polished alloys w/ locks, ABS & side Nader bags, moonroof, and <sigh> the weak AT. I do a lot of bumper to bumper driving if you know what I'm sayin'...
Audi Allroad & Benz C/E: On 75 year layaway...
All future wannabe shaggin' wagons better not ask P5s to stop spanking them before they're born.