Beware the small ones for they are powerfull...
My 10 yr gets out of my car the other day and commences to run her paper back book along my spoiler. This off course proceeds to grind the minute dust particles trapped between the book and the spoiler into the clear coat and scratches the HOLY LIVING s*** OUT OF IT!
I go off a bit and raise my voice. My daughter looks at me cocks her head sideways and says, Dad it's only a paper back that weighs a few ounces and couldnt possible do that much." Well I then have to gently grasp her by the knap of the neck and bend her over ever so slightly to observe her handiwork. Her only reply is, Cool! Dust did that."
Arggghh it's not food, or clothes, or braces or medical insurance that cost so much with kids it's the destructive ability that children possess. The childs destructive power is infinitely larger in proportion to their mass. A very small child can do many times more the damage that a large on can do. I think that God gives very small children a kind of invisibility mixed with super speed so they can run amuck a **** up as much of stuff as possible as a kind of cruel joke for you being foolish enough to take him up on the whole be fruitful and multiply thing. I think a hundred 2 yr olds could destroy the world if you let them loose in just the right spot.
My 10 yr gets out of my car the other day and commences to run her paper back book along my spoiler. This off course proceeds to grind the minute dust particles trapped between the book and the spoiler into the clear coat and scratches the HOLY LIVING s*** OUT OF IT!
I go off a bit and raise my voice. My daughter looks at me cocks her head sideways and says, Dad it's only a paper back that weighs a few ounces and couldnt possible do that much." Well I then have to gently grasp her by the knap of the neck and bend her over ever so slightly to observe her handiwork. Her only reply is, Cool! Dust did that."
Arggghh it's not food, or clothes, or braces or medical insurance that cost so much with kids it's the destructive ability that children possess. The childs destructive power is infinitely larger in proportion to their mass. A very small child can do many times more the damage that a large on can do. I think that God gives very small children a kind of invisibility mixed with super speed so they can run amuck a **** up as much of stuff as possible as a kind of cruel joke for you being foolish enough to take him up on the whole be fruitful and multiply thing. I think a hundred 2 yr olds could destroy the world if you let them loose in just the right spot.
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