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I've Been Lookin For Treasure Can I Look Around Your Chest?
You're Like A Championship Bass, I Don't Know Whether To Mount You Or Eat You
If God Paid For Our Sins, Let's Get Our Money's Worth
You Must Work At Subway Cause You Just Gave Me A Footlong
You Know It's Not Premarital Sex Unless You Plan To Get Married
Hey You Dropped Something......My Jaw
If You Were Words On A Page You Would Be Fine Print
Well I'm Here....What's Your Second Wish?
Was Your Dad An Auto Mechanic? Because He Sure Did Set Your Cylinder Where My Piston Wants To Be.
Can I Get A Picture Of You So I Can Show Santa What I Want For X-Mas?
Levi's Should Pay You Royalties
Hello....My Name Is _____ And I'll Be Sleeping With You Tonight
You, Car, NOW
Here's A Dollar, I'd Like To Make A Donation To The "You Look HOT Foundation"
-Guy: I Have A Magic Watch That Tells Me You Aren't Wearing Any Panties
-Girl: But I Am Wearing Panties.
-Guy: Oh -- It Must Be An Hour Fast.
Baby You Make Me Want To Be Reincarnated As Spaindex
Release The Hounds....I've Found A Fox
Girl, You Look Like A "Good God" Wrapped Up In A "Have Mercy" With A Side Of "Hallelujah!"
Can You Do Me A Favor? Next Time You See Your Parents, Will You Be Sure To Thank Them For Me?
---When I Was Born My Fairy Godmother Asked Me If I Wanted To Be A Great Lover, Or Have A Good Memory.
---So What Did You Pick?
---I Forget.
Well that's all I got for now.......feel free to add more.....
PEACE!!
You're Like A Championship Bass, I Don't Know Whether To Mount You Or Eat You
If God Paid For Our Sins, Let's Get Our Money's Worth
You Must Work At Subway Cause You Just Gave Me A Footlong
You Know It's Not Premarital Sex Unless You Plan To Get Married
Hey You Dropped Something......My Jaw
If You Were Words On A Page You Would Be Fine Print
Well I'm Here....What's Your Second Wish?
Was Your Dad An Auto Mechanic? Because He Sure Did Set Your Cylinder Where My Piston Wants To Be.
Can I Get A Picture Of You So I Can Show Santa What I Want For X-Mas?
Levi's Should Pay You Royalties
Hello....My Name Is _____ And I'll Be Sleeping With You Tonight
You, Car, NOW
Here's A Dollar, I'd Like To Make A Donation To The "You Look HOT Foundation"
-Guy: I Have A Magic Watch That Tells Me You Aren't Wearing Any Panties
-Girl: But I Am Wearing Panties.
-Guy: Oh -- It Must Be An Hour Fast.
Baby You Make Me Want To Be Reincarnated As Spaindex
Release The Hounds....I've Found A Fox
Girl, You Look Like A "Good God" Wrapped Up In A "Have Mercy" With A Side Of "Hallelujah!"
Can You Do Me A Favor? Next Time You See Your Parents, Will You Be Sure To Thank Them For Me?
---When I Was Born My Fairy Godmother Asked Me If I Wanted To Be A Great Lover, Or Have A Good Memory.
---So What Did You Pick?
---I Forget.
Well that's all I got for now.......feel free to add more.....
PEACE!!
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