Okay...for those of you that do not live in or around texas....and don't know what an AGGIE is....or why this would be funny....just substitute the name of any group or nationality that you want to poke fun at into the joke where it refers to "aggie".
An Aggie goes into the doctor's office, but since he is in Louisiana and does not want to be teased, he tells the doctor he is from LSU. He tells the doctor that his body hurts wherever he touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
He takes his finger and pushes his elbow and screams in agony. Then he pushes his knee and screams, pushes his ankle and screams and so it goes on. The doctor says, "You're not really from LSU are you?
He says "No, I'm really from Texas A &M "
"I thought so," the doctor says, "Your finger is broken."
An Aggie goes into the doctor's office, but since he is in Louisiana and does not want to be teased, he tells the doctor he is from LSU. He tells the doctor that his body hurts wherever he touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
He takes his finger and pushes his elbow and screams in agony. Then he pushes his knee and screams, pushes his ankle and screams and so it goes on. The doctor says, "You're not really from LSU are you?
He says "No, I'm really from Texas A &M "
"I thought so," the doctor says, "Your finger is broken."
