Birds

[Karma_hunden]

So i went to the movies and parked my car under a tree...its was 9pm. When I came out at 11:10pm my car had being vandalised. It looked like it got egged...EXTREMELY egged...the dark of night and the shadow the tree provided prevented the street lights from uncovering the truth. My car did not get egged. Those big spots all over my car were indeed...bird s***.

Looks like the WHOLE crew decided to take a potty brake on the tree that sat next to my car. I have NEVER in my life had my car get s***'d so bad like this time...biggest ones of them all TOO!!

God I hate birds.

Mike, I might need to borrow your rifle. And your gun.

birds(gun)

birds(piss)

*sigh* I feel better now

 

[Talbot]

I hate birds too. It seems everytime I wash my car they take target practice to it.

 

[mastema]

them damm birds............that sucks.

 

[03promaz]

There isnt a tree for about 100 yards surrounding my car and it had bird s*** on it all the time.

 

[Karma_hunden]

There isnt a tree for about 100 yards surrounding my car and it had bird s*** on it all the time.

LOL

 

[07MS6]

That's what happens when you park under trees

 

[buit9110]

its true, right after i wash my car it gets s*** on, i don't know why, I guess they are just atracted to it.

 

[Karma_hunden]

I dont know why, but i tend to think birds only s*** during the day. They should be sleeping at night dang it!!

 

[Mikey444]

hope you had some good wax on your paint, bird s*** is very bad for car paint and if you look closely you can see the effect it has on the paint right away if the surface is not protected with wax.

 

[Revenant]

damn birds. that sucks. sorry to hear.

 

[SuperStretch18]

I dont know why, but i tend to think birds only s*** during the day. They should be sleeping at night dang it!!

Yeah, they were asleep in the tree!

I have a funny story actually, from when I lived in Jersey. I was driving home from work and was at a red light right before I got onto the highway. As I'm sitting there, I see a whole gaggle of geese start to take off (full blown "V" style) and fly right over me. It was kind of cool looking, until I saw something fall between my hood and windshield. About a second later came the smell....Goose crap! If you have never had the pleasure of smelling canadian goose s***, let me tell you, it smells just like someone took a squat (on the hood of my car!). (pukey) Of course it fell in the perfect place to get pulled in my A/C vent, so even though I cleaned it immediately, I had to drive 45 minutes home smelling of s****, until I could hose off the residue.

I've never been hunting, but I would have gone redneck if I had a shotgun that day. So yeah, birds suck...

 

[Karma_hunden]

LMAO dude, that sucks big time. Over here we got ducks but those bastards are too lazy to fly, and they cross the street walking, so they do the other kind of damage if you know what I mean. Ducks s*** on my back porch though, doesnt smell but man it's a BIG green splat.

The kind of crap on my car was pigeon and the regular small sized bird. But they were big. But it was that white, green looking one. I know that can damage the paint so I usually go to the gas station and wipe it off with the widow wiper; which is what I did, plus it wouldve been embarrassing riding like that...so I washed the whole car with it lol. Cheap-redneck car wash you might say!!!

 

[SuperStretch18]

LMAO dude, that sucks big time. Over here we got ducks but those bastards are too lazy to fly, and they cross the street walking, so they do the other kind of damage if you know what I mean. Ducks s*** on my back porch though, doesnt smell but man it's a BIG green splat.

I'm local, so I know all about those ugly ass ducks (can't remember what you call them). Nice on the ghetto carwash; I might have to use that sometime...

 

[Karma_hunden]

lol i forgot to look at your location, thought you lived in NJ. Yeah, those nasty ones...why do they let them reproduce? GAWD THEIR FUGLY!!! They charge you 50 bucks if you run over one too.

Yeah, I do the ghetto car wash everytime...cleaning the windshield, sunroof, side windows, rear window, tail lights, badges, headlights and the upper/outer part of the wheel spokes is a must (mostly the front wheels). LOL.

 

[MS6mike]

karma my rifle is all yours!

 

[Karma_hunden]

Good, cuz I just bought an arsenal of fireworks, Im gonna aim those rockets at the trees!!

July 4th will be hunting day. Nobody will notice the difference with all those fireworks and gunshots!...muahahahhahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MUAHAH...just kidding.

or am I? (shady)

Im gonna wear a thong and cover myself in camo paint.

 

[TX Speed 6]

so did everyone here vote for ms6 mike for rotm? if not get to it!!

 

[MS6mike]

thanx tx speed 6 http://www.mazdas247.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123674711 here is the link to vote!

lets take this contest off the hands of the proteges!

 

[Killer]

Im gonna wear a thong and cover myself in camo paint.

(pics) (peep) (rofl2)

 

[kurfgator]

Im gonna wear a thong and cover myself in camo paint.

As long as it's not at a meet I'm at.