You know you're a mazda maniac when you brag about the fact that the two manmade objects that can be seen from space are the great wall of china and the mazda emblem on your MS6
When your on the highway and you pull up to another car that is much faster and you try to race even though you know your going to get spanked and the only thing you can say at the end of the run is...."Yeah, they aint got zoom zoom....bitches."