You know that your'e a Mazda-maniac when...

[DiS]

You know that your'e a Mazda-maniac when...

1. When you run 3 red lights in a row doing 75 in 25 zone, in hope that tickets at movie theater will not be sold out
2. When people throw money at you just to sit in the passenger seat of ur car.
3. When you leave to work 2 hours earlier just to cruise around.
4. When cop gives you a ticket for the loud BOV, and asking you to rev it again.
5. When you are upset that there are NO mods left to do besides Seat-belt pads.
AND FINALLY
6. When you spend 7 hours to wash your car by hand.

Fellas, lets keep this thread alive.

 

[derrick1623]

when someone says, "what the hell was that squeaking?" and you reply, "oh, that's normal"

 

[MotegiMazdA]

sadly Ive done the first one in the 7!

How about when someone asks you "is that a honda" and you can snicker and say no its better

 

[DiS]

hehe yea much better.

Derrick, my friends car sounds like that. All u hear is SQUEAK SQUEAK.

How about..... When State trooper pulls you over and asks SIR HOW FAST CAN THIS CAR GO?

 

[MotegiMazdA]

My fave was I had my bro in the passanger seat and a state trooper was talking to us @ an accident and hes like why are you letting your gf drive your car?

 

[DiS]

(rofl) LETS HEAR SOME MORE

 

[MotegiMazdA]

Thinking.....

 

[MotegiMazdA]

ooh ohh. I got one. An old guy in a mini van peeled out next to me @ a light and when we got to the next one, he asked me if I had a quizenart in her. I was like yeah Im about to do an engine swap and upgrade to a 5hp briggs and stration!

 

[DiS]

......When you wake up at 3am in cold sweat to check if you closed the windows in ur Protege.

 

[MotegiMazdA]

When you can put this in your sig:
"Ill keep a bucket of rice in my car, and if some ricer in honduh will pass by, Ill throw some"

 

[Dreeza]

when, while walking away from your car, you step into a good 5 inch deep puddle or trip on something (yeah, ive done both...the 2nd one way more than once) b/c you werent looking ahead...you were looking back at your car until it was outta site

 

[RyanJayG]

lovingly washing my car up to three times a week, "just because"

 

[RyanJayG]

....when you drive 1300 miles to visit your family in Florida when it would of been faster and cheaper to fly, just because you can't be with out it for 3 weeks



*edit* MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

 

[MotegiMazdA]

....when you drive 1300 miles to visit your family in Florida when it would of been faster and cheaper to fly, just because you can't be with out it for 3 weeks

ha ha. So true!

I put mine in the garage so she doesnt get cold

 

[Dreeza]

when you yell at people cause the slam your doors to hard....

 

[Dreeza]

ha ha. So true!

I put mine in the garage so she doesnt get cold

yes, mine ALWAYS gets the garage spot

one night i didnt, and i apologized to my car, it was so cold


oh, when you mention ANYTHING about your car, and your friends roll their eyes, sigh, and say "you're obsessed"

 

[MotegiMazdA]

when you wont let anyone else drive your car, just to go to the store. you have to drive them there

 

[RyanJayG]

when you put your car in for service and call them daily to find out when it'll be done, even though they told you it would take all week

 

[Dreeza]

damn, why arent more people adding onto this list???

this is fun

...when you have used the protege for the basis of your advertising project twice (outta two times)

when, in advertising, the guy in your group says "dude, its not that great", and before you have a chance to say anything, your friend pipes in with "uhh, i wouldnt say that to her if i were you"

 

[Dreeza]

when you wont let anyone else drive your car, just to go to the store. you have to drive them there

yes, NOBODY touches my car
one time, my cause was gonna have to drive me like an hour and a half away, cause where i was going, we werent supposed to have cars, so i give her a million things not to do while driving, since i had gotten it like a week before and she already scratched the s*** outta my 1st gen hubcaps....

and she flips out, cause its just a car, and there is no way its gonna last more that a week with out getting the wheels scratched ( :wtf: )

she got so mad at me for some reason, and refused to drive me, so my sis drove me up with her civic instead, i was so happy(and i made sure to take my keys with me, so no one would get any funny ideas)