Worst thing you have done to your boss/chief/manager

[Karma_hunden]

Whoever is or was, once, incharge of you or gave you orders. What's one of the worse things/pranks you have done to them?

This came up today as I was odered to put a shitload of useless heavy boxes up on a rack. I hate when they just tell you to move it here and there jsut beause they wont be doing the lifting/job so they just say whatever they want. My boss was like that today, i was up on a ladder and he was on the ground yelling orders....i gave him the good'ole fart in tha face move and played dumb, which pissed him off immensedly.

So what's yours story?

 

[Karma_hunden]

also,

to an annoying coworker. I used the broken LSD (computer monitor) prank where you get a screenshot of a broken LSD and put it up as a screensaver on the computer, and unplug the mouse and keyboard.

 

[jonesfromindia]

i used to hide in boxes in the back of target(i worked in stocking) and i would scare my managers and other employee's. it was so great.

i have video, ill try to rumage it up.

 

[kudakev615]

i wired my bosses car horn to honk everytime he had his turn signal on. he wasnt every amused to say the least

 

[jonesfromindia]

^^ haha me and my friends did that in auto class a couple times. it was great.

 

[DubbyDoo]

i quit my job cause i said i wanted a raise well i got a call the next day say that i have a raise gonna have to do it more offen is good being in a company that need you

 

[MiaTurbo]

i quit my job cause i said i wanted a raise well i got a call the next day say that i have a raise gonna have to do it more offen is good being in a company that need you

Maybe with more money, you can afford some punctuation marks.

 

[StealthWyvern]

Maybe with more money, you can afford some punctuation marks.

burn lol

 

[Matthew1785]

i used to hide in boxes in the back of target(i worked in stocking) and i would scare my managers and other employee's. it was so great.

i have video, ill try to rumage it up.

haha find it

 

[AWDRACER6]

i wired my bosses car horn to honk everytime he had his turn signal on. he wasnt every amused to say the least

That s*** would be funny!

 

[Mr Magnum]

My old boss is/was a jerk, so me and a friend sent flowers to him in our office one day from a "girl" we made up, saying thank you for the other night type stuff and let's do it again, his wife works as a receptionist in same office so they had to go thru her, lol she raised hell, he was caught so off guard, we even heard him cry to her in the break room to her. lol freaking pricless

 

[Foolish]

we even heard him cry to her in the break room to her. lol freaking pricless

WOW. Brutal. I like it.

Only thing worse for that dude would be the same flowers, with a more suggestive message, from say, "Bruce and Billy!"

 

[Breeegz]

also,

to an annoying coworker. I used the broken LSD (computer monitor) prank where you get a screenshot of a broken LSD and put it up as a screensaver on the computer, and unplug the mouse and keyboard.

LCD = Liquid Crystal Display
LSD = Acid

 

[Breeegz]

I hooked up an extra wireless mouse to my bosses computer, and opened programs and minimized stuff from across the room, went on for weeks because I did it sporadically... It was great.

 

[Breeegz]

Wasn't me but it was my Commander.

My squadron Commander (USAF) is deployed for 180 days and while he is gone his secretary planted grass seed in a keyboard put it in place of his keyboard. He hasn't come back to it yet, it ought to be good. The grass (chia pet stuff) is about 3 inches tall now.

 

[Protege2886]

I hooked up an extra wireless mouse to my bosses computer, and opened programs and minimized stuff from across the room, went on for weeks because I did it sporadically... It was great.

That's gold !



My last boss was a real prick. I told him 3 weeks ahead of time that I couldn't work on thanksgiving because it was our first family get together after my grandfather passed away. He gave me shifts all 3 days of the long weekend.

When I went to talk to him he freaked out " Basically what I'm getting from you is that you're saying ' **** you guys - I'm going away for the weekend.' You know there comes a time when you have to pick between family and work"

My comeback was " Oh yah ? Is that what you told your wife?" -- He's divorced. Needless to say tension was a little high in the stock room after that.

 

[Rosshole]

That's gold !



My last boss was a real prick. I told him 3 weeks ahead of time that I couldn't work on thanksgiving because it was our first family get together after my grandfather passed away. He gave me shifts all 3 days of the long weekend.

When I went to talk to him he freaked out " Basically what I'm getting from you is that you're saying ' **** you guys - I'm going away for the weekend.' You know there comes a time when you have to pick between family and work"

My comeback was " Oh yah ? Is that what you told your wife?" -- He's divorced. Needless to say tension was a little high in the stock room after that.

I like...

 

[Rosshole]

My old boss was joking around with me trying to be funny (he was a real knob) , so I stepped on his shoe and gently pushed him... he fell flat on his face with everyone watching.

Then about a year later, when I put in my two week notice, he came up to me and started telling me that I wasn't working hard enough and asked if I could give him a little more production in my last few days. I said sure, I can do that for you. As soon as he left the pressroom, I left the shop for good.

 

[jred321]

"You know there comes a time when you have to pick between family and work"

any boss who doesn't suck not only wouldn't say that but would also realize that family should come before work so while his rhetorical question still holds the answer isn't what he is implying

 

[Smooth1]

In this case I was the boss. I ran a restaurant at the time. My baker came to me and said that he couldn't remember if he put sugar or salt in the coconut cream pies.So I called over an employee as a ginny pig and gave her a slice. She took two good bites then went running to the restroom to spit it out. The baker and I looked at eachother and both said " salt " at the same time.
It was classic.
That employee is my wife of 10 years now. I still love reminding her of that day when she fell in love.