Worst pick up line

[shawnmp5]

would you like to play lion tamer, you open your mouth and i stick my head in.

 

[jcvmp5]

go up to a girl at a club and just ask ...do you want to dance ?
if she says yes ... it is good and talk to her
if she says no reply Sorry i do not think you heard me ( b/c of the loud music of course ) I said you look fat in those pants .....

 

[laracroft]

Rejection is such a hard thing....I got wasted once and asked another girl to dance(dont know and dont ask me why). The b**** said "Oh....well... not right now, thanks". I was like ???!!!!! Did she just say no?
(shocked)
My friends were laughing their ass off at me. The next day I vaguely remembered asking that chick to dance and went to hide in a corner. But it's funny, I kinda can understand how a guy feels. lol

 

[sttl013]

Milk does a body good, but DAYUM how much did you drink?


Nice pants - can I test the zipper?

 

[girth]

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

*grabs girl's ass* Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You must be Jamaican cuz Jamaican me crazy. *big groan, LOL*

Babe if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call "fine print."

*One of my favorites* -> Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

*somebody should try this one* -> Pardon me, are you in heat?

 

[Puckpimp71]

I ABSOLUTELY HATE pick up lines. They've never worked on me... EVER. The only one that MAY have worked was the first one when the guy was at Coconut Grove and stumbled. I think a little goofiness, shyness and laughter make for a turn on. I like a guy that can make me giggle a little. I hate the yo baby, wanna see my *** or wanna have sex additudes. But what do you expect from going to a bar or club. Luckily I havent had it happen to me too many times. I tend to repel most people. lol

Heeey You're familiar with Miami????

 

[oki_boy]

*grabs girl's ass* Pardon me, is this seat taken?

nice. that one goes along with the good ol' : OH, excuse me. lemme clean you off a place to sit *wipes mouth or dusts off lap*

worst line ever:
i was sitting with a guy once that spotted a hottie coming into the bar

guy: "hey, come sit down with me"
hottie: "are you gonna buy me a drink??"
guy: "sure. just come over here"
the hottie got about halfway into the chair when the guy says

guy: "ill buy you a glass of shut the hell up and sit down!!"

she didnt stick around for too long...

 

[jcvmp5]

Ha Ha good ones guys ...wished I could of remembered them last night ..... but I was to wasted ....