Mazdaspeedgirl
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Wow. Interesting. (thumb)
and lol@ the way you call it your "wang" (lol2)
and lol@ the way you call it your "wang" (lol2)
Worst pick up line
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pedros kanabis
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here's a good one..." am i in heaven?...of course girl says, "why?"
replies, " coz i thought you're an angel".(angel)
replies, " coz i thought you're an angel".(angel)
mountjonas
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(headbang)oki_boy said:
Puckpimp71
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Here's one from a friend's dad... You've got an ass like an onion? Girl: How's that? Because it's making me cry....
WOOOOW lol
WOOOOW lol
Puckpimp71
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Are you kidding??? lol that's great! I might use that one. 
MP5s Make Ready
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I KNOW! Why is it that guys get so shy when women are forward?
It's cute... </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Men are nervous/anxious/irritable/constipated on dates because women are already one step ahead of us. They already know if we're going to get lucky or not. While Men have to sit there and wonder.
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=6 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=alt2 style="BORDER-RIGHT: 1px inset; BORDER-TOP: 1px inset; BORDER-LEFT: 1px inset; BORDER-BOTTOM: 1px inset">Originally Posted by Mazdaspeedgirl
I KNOW! Why is it that guys get so shy when women are forward?
It's cute... </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
Men are nervous/anxious/irritable/constipated on dates because women are already one step ahead of us. They already know if we're going to get lucky or not. While Men have to sit there and wonder.
Puckpimp71
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Never gotten shy with forward girls... One of my first girlfriends was pretty forward and when we broke up we stayed friends. She would always tell me about how scared guys would when she'd get aggressive and how she could say anything and it wouldn't matter because guys didn't have the balls to act on it. So now it's fun to call out girls that get forward and if they can back it up, all the better.
mountjonas
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my friend - is your dad a baker, cuz you've got nice buns.
girl - my dad's dead
my friend - oh... sorry...
very uncomfortable to watch this.
girl - my dad's dead
my friend - oh... sorry...
very uncomfortable to watch this.
TXMazdaSpeeder
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"nice shirt, can i talk you out of it?"
"if i said u have a nice body would u hold it against me?"
"you have the nicest teeth i'd ever like to cum across"
and one i have actually seen work and it suprised the hell out of me because i figured the guy was gonna get a beat down.
girl is bent over leaning on a car door talkign to someone in the car, guy walks up, surveys the situation, then proceeds to give her a grab. girl turned around stunned and then kissed him, confused the living hell out of me.
"if i said u have a nice body would u hold it against me?"
"you have the nicest teeth i'd ever like to cum across"
and one i have actually seen work and it suprised the hell out of me because i figured the guy was gonna get a beat down.
girl is bent over leaning on a car door talkign to someone in the car, guy walks up, surveys the situation, then proceeds to give her a grab. girl turned around stunned and then kissed him, confused the living hell out of me.
Puckpimp71
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(puke) goodstuffmooS mooS said:
