Worst pick up line

[mooS mooS]

(puke) goodstuff

I got socked for that one .... (headbang)

 

[Dreeza]

-check the tag on her shirt and say:
"Just seeing if it's made in heaven"

-if you happen to be of a certain ethnicity and she's obviously not:
<IF and the not is girl obvious it?s ethnicity certain a of be to happen you>
guy-"Do you have any asian/irish/german/spanish in you?"
girl-"No"
guy-"Do you want some?"

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

lol yeah, ive had the 2nd one used on me...

guy-"Do you have any asian in you?"
me-"uhh...no?"
guy-"well you are gonna in about 30 seconds..."

then he proceeded to get shoved away by my ex...it was his best friend, lol

 

[Coalette]

Guy - Do you wanna get some pizza and f*ck?
Girl - No??!!
Guy- Oh you don't like pizza?

Girl laughs...

 

[Pretzellogic]

"I'm drunk."

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

"you have the nicest teeth i'd ever like to cum across"

(lol) That is GREAT man!!! YOU win!

 

[TXMazdaSpeeder]

(lol) That is GREAT man!!! YOU win!

i dunno if thats a good or a bad thing lol

 

[Mach 3.5 Turbo]

My personal Favorite (I'd like to see it in action just once):
- Hey, did you hear the word of the day is "legs?" Let's go back to your place and spread the word.

Some sappy crap I've heard (doesn't work):
- Just start making a siren noise (like weee-awww weee-awww). Then when the girl asks what you're doing, say "oh that's the ambulance, cuz my heart just stopped."

- If I could rearrane the alphabet I would put U and I together.


Just the other day I was giving blood and this really cute girl was 1 pound under the weight requirement to give. She was a little upset, so I almost said "Excuse me, I'll give you a pound when I'm done here." Man oh man, that would have been classic. Didn't feel like getting slapped though.

 

[BlueWolfCry]

that would be hilarious...lol

My personal Favorite (I'd like to see it in action just once):
- Hey, did you hear the word of the day is "legs?" Let's go back to your place and spread the word.

Some sappy crap I've heard (doesn't work):
- Just start making a siren noise (like weee-awww weee-awww). Then when the girl asks what you're doing, say "oh that's the ambulance, cuz my heart just stopped."

- If I could rearrane the alphabet I would put U and I together.


Just the other day I was giving blood and this really cute girl was 1 pound under the weight requirement to give. She was a little upset, so I almost said "Excuse me, I'll give you a pound when I'm done here." Man oh man, that would have been classic. Didn't feel like getting slapped though.

 

[jcvmp5]

Best one I have heard was
" F**k me if i am wrong , but your name is Amy right ????

 

[never Ender]

"Do you like Wendy's? You're gonna like it Wendy's nutz are on yo ass!"

ROFLMAO!!!1

 

[Kooldino]

I was out in the Grove tonight and walking through the bars with an old friend. As I was walking around I stumbled a bit over a bar stool and this girl saw me. She laughed a bit and I asked if I was okay, so I said, without thinking about how corny it was "yes, you'll have to excuse me, I think I was falling for you." She laughed and told that was the dumbest line ever... Whatever, it all worked out and I still got the digits. What's the dumbest line you've used, heard, been used on you and what were the results?

Dude, that was a good line, sharp on the wit. Don't know what she's bitching about.

 

[pro00]

that has been one of the most informative threads so far
please keep them coming

i like the "blood story"!!!

 

[Puckpimp71]

Dude, that was a good line, sharp on the wit. Don't know what she's bitching about.

Thanks! lol She was being sarcastic.... It's nice to know that I don't just THINK I'm witty after downing the 151. The one about the girl who was a pound under for giving blood would've been great! lol Don't thing she would be too fond of it though.

 

[Puckpimp71]

Another little think to add here... On my way home from work tonight I kinda took off at this light and my "turkey" whistled a few times on my way to 50mph... At the next light these two girls in a Cherokee roll down their windows and ask my what the heck noise my car is making, so I give them a half-assed explanation and continue to make conversation for two more lights before I turn off the road. Seems my car's even giving the ladies a shout Stupid me though, I didn't even think to ask for a number... DAMN 15hour shifts.... Time to sleep. lol

 

[shawnmp5]

Here is one i've live by:

"You have a boyfriend (hopefully they answer no) cool mean either". Chick love a man that can make them laugh

 

[Puckpimp71]

Here is one i've live by:

"You have a boyfriend (hopefully they answer no) cool mean either". Chick love a man that can make them laugh

lol That works!

 

[2k3 PrO RiDa]

"is that a spacesuit you're wearing cuz your body is outta this world".

"are you tired cuz you've been running through my head all day".

 

[laracroft]

I ABSOLUTELY HATE pick up lines. They've never worked on me... EVER. The only one that MAY have worked was the first one when the guy was at Coconut Grove and stumbled. I think a little goofiness, shyness and laughter make for a turn on. I like a guy that can make me giggle a little. I hate the yo baby, wanna see my *** or wanna have sex additudes. But what do you expect from going to a bar or club. Luckily I havent had it happen to me too many times. I tend to repel most people. lol

 

[pr5owner]

are you for real? cuz your boobs sure as hell aren't

oh wait.. you wanted pick up lines, not lines that get you b**** slapped and a switft kick to the nuts and teeth

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

are you for real? cuz your boobs sure as hell aren't

oh wait.. you wanted pick up lines, not lines that get you b**** slapped and a switft kick to the nuts and teeth

LOL! that's what I was thinking Mr. Repu's line was gonna get him... (lol2)