Worst pick up line

[Puckpimp71]

I was out in the Grove tonight and walking through the bars with an old friend. As I was walking around I stumbled a bit over a bar stool and this girl saw me. She laughed a bit and I asked if I was okay, so I said, without thinking about how corny it was "yes, you'll have to excuse me, I think I was falling for you." She laughed and told that was the dumbest line ever... Whatever, it all worked out and I still got the digits. What's the dumbest line you've used, heard, been used on you and what were the results?

 

[oki_boy]

dumbest line ive ever heard that some random used on a friend of mine

"your braces really bring out your eyes".

 

[MotegiMazdA]

"Your father must have been a theif because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

"Hi my names Milk and I will do your body good"

"is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them"


my absolute favorite of all time is this

Guy: wanna play lion tamer?
Girl: how do you play that?
Guy: you get on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth.

 

[Gbourdon]

"I've been sleeping with the same girl for 2 years. Will you come home with me?"

"I'm from the free the twins foundation. How 'bout you free them twins?"

 

[KYMP5]

wanna play war, ill lay down and ou can blow the hell out of me

 

[cbcbd]

-check the tag on her shirt and say:
"Just seeing if it's made in heaven"

-if you happen to be of a certain ethnicity and she's obviously not:
<IF and the not is girl obvious it?s ethnicity certain a of be to happen you>
guy-"Do you have any asian/irish/german/spanish in you?"
girl-"No"
guy-"Do you want some?"

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

Oldest and dumbest line I have ever used: "I am pleaser not a teaser." @me

but it worked. Oh wait, any pickup lines will work on a guy...

 

[jersey_emt]

Wanna ****?

 

[Replica]

but it worked. Oh wait, any pickup lines will work on a guy...

It's not so much that we're easy, we just don't have time to play around.

The only pickup lines i get are right before sex like..."so are you going to come sit on my bed?" to which I say "uhh....(nervous) ...hm...i guess...."

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

It's not so much that we're easy, we just don't have time to play around.

The only pickup lines i get are right before sex like..."so are you going to come sit on my bed?" to which I say "uhh....(nervous) ...hm...i guess...."

I KNOW! Why is it that guys get so shy when women are forward? It's cute...

 

[Replica]

I KNOW! Why is it that guys get so shy when women are forward? It's cute...

Because we don't know if you want us. I play stupid till the last second. Yall freak me out! (sssh)

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

Because we don't know if you want us. I play stupid till the last second. Yall freak me out! (sssh)

LOLz! We ALL want it, just most girl hesistates under fire, UNlike me. If I talk to you, then that means I am interested. (lol2)

 

[KYMP5]

So, you wanna talk?

 

[Replica]

So, you wanna talk?

hah, I was about to say that, but she's married.

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

hah, I was about to say that, but she's married.

I think that was his line silly...

 

[sidpro5]

wanna play war, ill play France and lay down down and ou can blow the hell out of me

Corrected for you............................

 

[sidpro5]

It's not so much that we're easy........

Yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Replica]

Yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe, I've turned it down before. Damn it's hard (In more ways than one. ), especially when they're ready to go.


Logic > Penis

 

[Mazdaspeedgirl]

uh OH...what was the situation Rep? I am curious... (evil)

 

[Replica]

uh OH...what was the situation Rep? I am curious... (evil)

I had this girl (well, my ex now) stay over at my place for the weekend once. It was the first weekend we were together. It came that akward point in the night when you're first with someone, "Um, you want the couch or....um...hmm.." We both ended up sleeping in my bed. Once we were both ready to sleep and in bed, she kept slowly creeping her hand over to my wang. Had to stop and think, "Wow, I really like this girl alot. She's so beautiful too. "Eh, this is a bad idea, we haven't been together very long." "Wait, maybe I'll enjoy this just for a bit." "Aw crap we need to stop before i...." In the end I tried to think of a way to not offend her so i just kinda held her hand till she fell asleep. That next weekend though...(killit)

There have been some other times, but that's all i can remember at the moment.