Women cannot drive

Replica said:
After just one autox event I feel alot better about driving. The lanes feel HUGE on the highway now.

The only close calls I've had was this one time I was racing a jetta doing 120mph+....oh well. Making fast lane changes in a car with 196,000 mile stock suspenision and shot rear drums isn't fun.
damn yeah, lol

ive had other close calls, but those were partially my fault, and were while messin around with other cars too, lol

but i wasnt putting OTHER people at risk...just switching over 3 lanes at 100+ as well...but i was fine, just lost control for maybe a split second, and then i regained it back just fine
 
well i would have to agree about the soccer moms i drive tractor trailer for a living and i tell u the majority of people (excluding dreeza and kev basiclyall my friends ) that the people in metro detroit dont have f*&^%$g clue how to drive and should be removed form the gene pool on site wow i feel better
 
DAMN CHRIS!! I know it's been a couple of weeks since we last hung out, but GOD THAT SUCKS! Didn't expect to read and see that. Gimmie a shout, we'll figure out a plan of retaliation ;) jk....seriously bad.

My baby before the MSP ('00 GTI 1.8T) was hammered by a stupidass girl in a rental Jeep Wrangler - could've been very easily avoidable had she been paying attention (which she admitted to the cop) - lemmie tell ya, Girl + Jeep + Not being local/not knowing the roads/area = AWFUL.

I feel for ya man...hope it's a fast recovery for the 'Speed.... :(
 
In new york city woman drivers are the worst (esp. asian and jewish ones, OMG) plus cabbies, i crashed my rsx lost control and fliped like 5 times and was 60 feet off the road, i got pics of the car but i don't know how to put them up here
 
thejoker0409 said:
well i would have to agree about the soccer moms i drive tractor trailer for a living and i tell u the majority of people (excluding dreeza and kev basiclyall my friends ) that the people in metro detroit dont have f*&^%$g clue how to drive and should be removed form the gene pool on site wow i feel better
(rofl) yeah no kidding...

cept actually...the good thing about them is most ppl speed in d-town...obviously there are those anoying $#^&#*& who go like UNDER the speed limit but yeah...i was drivin in PA...and goddamn those people have YIELD signs to get on the highway :wtf: i usually am btwn 60-80 mph by the time i am down the ramp! and then the people go like 65 on the highway...Soooo annoying
 
I was at an intersection once. I'm making a left turn. The light was red, and I had the pole position. There's no green arrow, only a green light. The person across from me was waiting to turn right (so both the person and I were going to be turning the onto the road in the same direction). The road is a two-lane road. Light goes green, the person and I both go. Now, according to what we all learn in driving school, when you turn onto a road, you are supposed to go into the closest lane and STAY there until you can change lanes. The person turning right didn't seem to understand that rule. I look to the right of me as I'm turning onto the road and realize that the other car is much closer than I thought it should be. Sure enough, SHE was turning into the left lane of the road. I had to slam on the brakes, pull full over to the shoulder, and wait for her ass to get by me. Then I punched it, swung around behind her into the right lane and passed her. She looked at me like she had no clue why I was turning with her. Too bad the Mazda horn isn't as loud as I'd like. Otherwise she would've been scared shitless. WTF!

LZ
 
Sorry MSP Chris. I did not get there in time to tear her and her automobile asunder in my traditional fashion. The Mazdaspeed Avenger was on the phone with a certain lady friend, but even wandering vigilantes with shattered pasts need to get their swerve on to once in a while! If it makes you feel any better I did manage to switch her Monistat vaginal antifungal cream with superglue after the accident, and I plan on putting a ham sandwich in her gas tank too. CLUNK CLUNK AND AWAY!
 
I almost T-boned a lady in a old volvo wagon today b.c she turned right in front of me. It was raining but fortunatly I stopped right before I hit her. And get this ,her passenger had the balls to flip me off. (dunno)
 
that'll buff right out man!!!

















man that s*** suck's! i'll give ya a call a little later i've been working alot so this is the first time that, i've seen this thread.that just plain suck's i hope you get it fixed quickly tho man!
 
Yeah guys thanks for the condolonses (sp), I hope I can get some free tires because they are uber flat spotted now. Not to mention my rotors shake even worse than they already did.



So everyone knows the cop told me it was yet to be determined, but she said she was attempting to make a left turn from the middle lane with no blinker.



I tried looking up her driver info and tried to call her but there is no # to determine her insurance problem...There is no such thing as this girl..I got a friend who's a P.I. looking into it so hopefully I can get some closeure to this b****.
 
Damn!!! That sucks major balls!!

I'm glad to see that you're o.k. though.

I don't know what it is (must be something in the air), but last night I nearly got my ass handed to me by a dumb ass b**** on her CELL PHONE!!!!!!!! And to top it off, she driving twards me in the wrong ****'n lane!!! I had to take a quick tight left and eat curb in order to avoid her dumb BMWSUVDRIVINGASS!!! And in the process thrassed the living s*** outta my left rear rim(pissed) !!! And to top it off, the b**** did'nt even stop!!!!

I hope that b**** that clipped you gets everything that she deserves!! I have no remorse for ANYONE driving without car insurance of any kind!!! I can't believe the dumb ass cop accepted her home owners insurance for car insurance:wtf: .

Hear in Vegas, we have some of the worlds worse drivers, and half of them don't have a license or insurance. And lord help you (along with a good lawyer) if you ever get busted without either of them. You automatically win a nice fine of $5K and up to a month in jail(omg) .
 

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