What's the craziest thing you've done in your ride?

hello2000 said:
My friends baby was conceived in my protege 5

that seems a little weird to me, but to each there own.


I hit a bum in the road at about 85mph and got all 4 wheels of the mp3 off the ground, I "drifted" an on ramp at 55mph in my z28 in the rain (if i tried it again i'd more than likely die), Took a corner at 115 side by side with a gsxr1000, i think i scared him a tad, got bored at 2am and did a couple of donuts in the middle of the tollway.
 
SpicyMchaggis said:
I jumped my old sunbird off a dirt mound and over a log fence and landed squarely into the back of a woodshed.

didnt anyone tell u those are flightless birds
 
Wouldn't a Bum of at least smash the windshield if you hit him/her at 85 or was it a bump? J/K

Doing like 120mph and locking up the brakes on the tollway at 4 in the morning is always fun.

TXMazdaSpeeder said:
that seems a little weird to me, but to each there own.


I hit a bum in the road at about 85mph and got all 4 wheels of the mp3 off the ground, I "drifted" an on ramp at 55mph in my z28 in the rain (if i tried it again i'd more than likely die), Took a corner at 115 side by side with a gsxr1000, i think i scared him a tad, got bored at 2am and did a couple of donuts in the middle of the tollway.
 
TheJohnny said:
I did a burnout in my 75 Chevy Pickup in front of the school, I mean in front as in ON THE concrete in front of the office doors. Of course this was done at about 2 a.m. and I left the longest blackest streaks in front of the school. hehehe, don't ever remember them getting rid of the streaks either....hehehe!
(lol2) LOL I did that too! (2thumbs)
 
i took the fuse for the ABS out and did it from like 80, i had a bump in all four of my tires afterwards... went away eventually, but then i had to get new tires...
 
I knew someone was going to say that. Let me explain.... right after basic training, We went to tech shool. We was in 1st phase, that meant we couldn't wear civilian clothes, had to be in by 9pm and couldn't leave base for 4 weeks. My friend offered me a night of drinks (when we reach 2nd phase) to use my car for a lil bit. I made him put in two layers of sheets in my car. I also knew I was going to trade in my p5 for a MSP soon.

TXMazdaSpeeder said:
that seems a little weird to me, but to each there own.
 
Barrel Bashing in my 83 Chrysler...

Driving down suburban neighborhoods after the trash man has done his rounds. The person sitting shotgun uses the door of the car as a baseball bat and bashes the barrels to see how far they go. Windy days are the best because the barrels are in the middle of the road...otherwise you drive onto the grass to hit them.
 
Myself and 3 friends picked up a shopping cart from behind a grocery store in N. Houston in my friend's dad's van (Ford Econoline type). Drove 45 minutes to SW Houston (we were headed home from spectating at a popular race spot). We stopped in at our high school, unloaded the shopping cart, put it in front of the van, then my friend floored it and sent the cart at ~50MPH into the cafeteria doors of the school. (Side note: steel doors w/plastic windows are STRONG) The dent is still there, 5 years later... it kind of looks like an underlined X...
 
Went over speed humps at 75mph in my old car (we got airborne :D ).

Did a few things in the MSP. (sssh)
 
Nothing crazy, but stupid/scary.

It was like 1am during the winter. I think December. Me and girlfriend was in the neighborhood park after hours. Well we decided to make it a fun, exciting night and had sex all throughout the car. The parking lot is pitch black, so we figured no one will see us. I am parked behind bushes thinking that it was impossible for anyone to see us. We are about 30mins into our escapade and windows are COMPLETELY foggy. Can't see s***. Out of nowhere this State trooper comes flying down with that huge doom light flashing on the car. We were booth freaked out and butt-ass naked. She couldn't find her cloths...lol and all I could find was my pants and socks. He can't see us because of the fog and ordered me to roll down the window (remind you we are naked). So I throw her my huge coat and she zipped up quick. I had my t-shirt on backwards, socks, and pants with no belt. He came to the window and laughed. Then asked what we were doing. I was like huh, eh... Of course he has to go through the routine check of asking questions to make sure I wasn't raping her. Dam that ground was cold leaning against the police car in almost nothing. He was cool. Laughed a bit and then told me to take her home. Funny thing was, we had a couple condom rappers outside the car in a "No litter" zone. Luckily I stood in the way of his seeing it and swept it under the car.

I'll never have sex in a car again. It cost me $50, plus court fee.:( (hand)
 
Midnightracer22 said:
that happened to me, minus the 50 and court fee
Yeah, after the cop made sure she wasn't getting *****, he just said "She's a pretty girl and I don't blame you, but you need to go to your own driveway because you can't do this in public", and sent us on our way.
 
My two roommates in chapel hill and I drove home from myrtle beach hitting each other's cars on the interstate. beretta, probe, grand marquis. slamming into the person in front of you at 70 is scary!
 
reemer99 said:
Wouldn't a Bum of at least smash the windshield if you hit him/her at 85 or was it a bump? J/K

Doing like 120mph and locking up the brakes on the tollway at 4 in the morning is always fun.

bump*, oh and i did that to (not on purpose) i was racing my friend and an accord wagon puleld out in front of me, wasted a nice brand new set of escta 712's.
 
Sex - At 65mph. Believe it. It was 1977 in my Fiat 131 Coupe. Driving home from Phoenix late one night. We were living in Tucson at the time. Nothing like it! But; you better be damned careful!
 
hello2000 said:
I knew someone was going to say that. Let me explain.... right after basic training, We went to tech shool. We was in 1st phase, that meant we couldn't wear civilian clothes, had to be in by 9pm and couldn't leave base for 4 weeks. My friend offered me a night of drinks (when we reach 2nd phase) to use my car for a lil bit. I made him put in two layers of sheets in my car. I also knew I was going to trade in my p5 for a MSP soon.
Dude, you pimped out your car?!!! LOL! (rofl)
 
Just got a new job at ruby tuesday's and it turns out this girl i worked with at my previous job blockbuster now works at ruby tuesdays also. so she tells me shes getting a divorce now but its not final, so that made me very happy because damn did i want to date this girl when i worked at blockbuster but she was married. so the other night she calls me and we meet up chill for awhile, next night we meet again and have the greatest sex in the back of my P5, turns out she loves to have sex in my car so every night for the last 5 days we have had our fun in the protege backseat, not very roomy but whatever, so i guess the craziest thing ive done in my car is have sex with a totally hot married women.
 

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