goldwing2000
OG Mazda Mafia
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- 2004 Mazda3s Hatch; 346,000 mi (sold)
2024 CX-5 CE; 7,500 mi (so far)
"What Your Car Says About You"
1. Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
2. Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars.
3. Acura NSX: I am impotent.
4. Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires.
5. Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
6. Cadillac Eldorado : I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
7. Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp.
8. Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people.
9. Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
10. Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a midlife crisis.
11. Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
12. Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
13. Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
14. Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
15. Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
16. Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart).
17. Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones.
18. Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them.
19. Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
20. Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
21. Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
22. Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit.
23. Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemon.
24. Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
25. Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
26. Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
27. Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
28. Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
29. Mercury Grand Marquis: (See Lincoln Town Car).
30. Mercedes 500SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
31. Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
32. Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an 18 wheeler.
33. MGB: I am dating a mechanic.
34. Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either.
35. Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
36. Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
37. Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
38. Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
39. Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock.
40. Porsche 944: I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
41. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
42. Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic).
43. Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
44. Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet.
45. Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
46. Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet.
47. Volkswagon Microbus: I am tripping right now.
48. Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife.
1. Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
2. Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars.
3. Acura NSX: I am impotent.
4. Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires.
5. Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
6. Cadillac Eldorado : I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
7. Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp.
8. Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people.
9. Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
10. Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a midlife crisis.
11. Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
12. Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
13. Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
14. Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
15. Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
16. Ford Fairmont: (See Dodge Dart).
17. Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones.
18. Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them.
19. Geo Storm: I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
20. Geo Tracker: I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
21. Honda del Sol: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
22. Honda Civic: I have just graduated and have no credit.
23. Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemon.
24. Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
25. Isuzu Impulse: I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
26. Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
27. Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
28. Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
29. Mercury Grand Marquis: (See Lincoln Town Car).
30. Mercedes 500SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
31. Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
32. Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an 18 wheeler.
33. MGB: I am dating a mechanic.
34. Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either.
35. Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
36. Oldsmobile Cutlass: I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
37. Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
38. Plymouth Neon: I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
39. Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock.
40. Porsche 944: I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
41. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow: I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
42. Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic).
43. Subaru Legacy: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
44. Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet.
45. Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
46. Volkswagon Cabriolet: I am out of the closet.
47. Volkswagon Microbus: I am tripping right now.
48. Volvo 740 Wagon: I am frightened of my wife.
