What people have told YOU about YOUR car

[SuperWagon502]

People tell me alot about my car lately.

1. "It's a single cam motor"
upon showing them my vlave cover, they argue that it's the wrong peice or leave

2. "Cool you put in red guages, where'd you find them?"
At the dealer buddy, pretty cool huh?

3. "Hey guys he's got the cool manu-matic shifter kit stuff!" "Hey wh ydoes it have a third pedal though?"
It's called... " I HAVE A 5SPD MORON"

4. idiot - " Your spoiler light is broken and your brakes are going bad"
me - "why is that "
idiot - " It's blinks alot when you slow down. You nkow I think It blinks about 15 times. You could give someone a seisure if you dont fix it"
I got the safet bli nker thig installed in my 3rd brake light from dealer. Said garanteed not to be rear ended or they pay my deductable.

5. "Your car should run low 15's in the 1/4"
I wish. Track tested and owner disapproved at 17.1 AT 80MPH in the 1/4

But after all that I can still go to Dunkin Donughts in Peachtree City and my fan club will tell my how fast my car looks and how nice it looks and even though it's stock will front for me before I can stop them and tell the local ricers that I'll spank them with the anger of a thousand rabid baboons. (monkey2) (sssh)

 

[Mike R]

LOL, I had one guy say mine was the same thing as a Lexus.

 

[sidpro5]

"He's got one of those little European cars..............." a female co-worker.

 

[Prodigy]

well this is sorta different but on the same subject..

I know a girl that bought a Saturn for one reason and one reason only: She thinks it looks like a Ferrari.

 

[MotegiMazdA]

Ive gotten the SOHC one.
People ask me what kind of honda it is all the time

you should hear what they have to say about the rx-7 (evil)

 

[RobMP5]

"Wow, is that one of those new Toyota Matrixes?" - a VERY misinformed customer at Wal-Mart

My response: "Sorry, this is the better looking, better driving and more affordable Mazda Proteg5"

 

[SuperWagon502]

Okay so I was out at Wal-Mart today and some chick looked at my car from the back end and asked me if it was a white Subaru WRX wagon?

 

[Bass Addict]

With the hood popped, I always get the "Whoa, whats that?" (Referring to the,stock, red strut bar)
Me: "Its a strut bar"
Them: "Did you put it on there?"
Me: "No it came stock"
Them: "Whats it do?"
Me: "Oh, well if your working in the engine bay, and your rags get wet and dirty you can hang them on there"

I ALWAYS get asked those questions, in that order.

 

[SuperWagon502]

With the hood popped, ...if your working in the engine bay, and your rags get wet and dirty you can hang them on there"

ROFL (lol)

 

[loccusst]

Sorry to be off topic a bit but did you say you got the brake light flasher at the dealership? Whats it called and how much? I've heard about the ones that flash your brakes and then stay on constant when the pedal is pressed. My wifes car is yellow. So, one time in front of wal-mart a dude flags me down and asks if im the taxi he is waiting for.

 

[alexlitov]

Sorry to be off topic a bit but did you say you got the brake light flasher at the dealership? Whats it called and how much? I've heard about the ones that flash your brakes and then stay on constant when the pedal is pressed. My wifes car is yellow. So, one time in front of wal-mart a dude flags me down and asks if im the taxi he is waiting for.

did you say yes???

 

[Black Majik MSP]

I had a cop ask me if my car was an Impreza & then some guy with a Spec V asked if I drove the Lancer. I guess it's because I'm debadged.

 

[Pretzellogic]

"Wow, is that one of those new Toyota Matrixes?" - a VERY misinformed customer at Wal-Mart

I get that one a lot.

 

[sidpro5]

"That looks just like my car (Pontiac Vibe)"............another co-worker.
Uh, sorry. No.

 

[Action Jackson]

"Nice LITTLE car".

I get that all the time.

People don't say anything when I tell them that I take the car to the racetrack.

 

[Jspec]

This one made me really upset at the same time happy I guess
"Is that a PT Crusier u got there because it looks kinda cute?"
I laughed and walked away.

 

[BiGx5MurF]

Guys don't say anything, since i pay my own gas, and they're lucky dey get a ride. Well one friend said after a ride, "this car got some ill handling"

3 guys so far have went, is this thing awd?

i lost count how many girls said "Your car is soooo cute"

 

[Aricjm15]

I was chillin with a few of my friends one night, I had my 86 chrysler laser, one of my friends had his 70's turbo 280z, and my other friend with his 96 eclipse
this one guy with a s*** ass car, music pumped up with his stock speakers (trying to show off his glorious distortion) walks up to me points at the Datsun 280z and asks me if its a Porsche, I told him it was a ferrari and walked away only to find my friends listen to this dousche with a auto wrx try and talk about his car like he knew somthing "I'm gonna get this exhaust thats gonna give me 300hp, my can will whoop your GST, lets run from a 30 punch"
yes dickbag race from a roll where your car looses the advantage of its awd

 

[fraay]

I get all the normal compliments you would expect a nice lookin red p5 to get ..and the honda comments.. but this convo makes me proud .. a friend who came back from an extended stay out of the country..hadn't seen my car yet..

me: "throw your luggage in the car"
friend: "is there enough room in there?" (2 suitcases and a carry on)
me: "uh.. its a wagon.. im sure theres room"
friend: "thats not a wagon"
me: "its a wagon"
friend: "thats not a wagon!!!"
me: "count the doors.. what do you call 4 door + hatch?"
friend (walks around the car, looks inside): "well *bleep*.. it doesnt LOOK like a wagon!"

 

[Replica]

i lost count how many girls said "Your car is soooo cute"

werd