What do you tell people you drive?

[YuYuRena]

I say it's a mazda. Don't really tell people much else about what I drive. Don't brag about wha'ts in the car. Don't want the cat out of the house and get people interesting in "stealing" my car from me.

 

[nmaino]

I say that I drive a piece of s*** Mazda. Then they ask me why I bought that car. I respond by saying that I had a brain fart and that it will never happen again. Then we both laugh.

Generally, I try to avoid the question.

 

[NEED4SPEED]

well, its a protege before its a speed... so its a protege.

 

[mspeedpro]

i love just saying "a protege" then theyre like ohhh, and im like ya its kinda cool, eventually theyre bound to see it and theyre like "wtf kinda protege is that!?!?"... its nice

 

[Black Majik MSP]

(from a recent conversation)

THEM: What do you drive?
ME: MSP
THEM: Huh?
ME: Mazdaspeed
THEM: Oh
WRX Owner: it's a turbo Protege
THEM: Cool

then we go outside & they :eeK: & start asking all kinds of ?s

 

[Midnight22]

them - so what do u drive
me - mazda protege 5
them - whats that
me - it a lil wagon thing
them - u drive a station wagon.(laughter starts)
me - well its not (cut off)
them - so how many groceries can u cram in the family mobile(more laughter)
me - its not a (cut off again)
them - i bet the chicks really dig your WAGON huh? especially the ones with kids.
(start walking out with him. noticing his 91 civic hatch with primered hood and mismatched fenders is parked next to my car)
them - (still ranting )
me - beeps alarm
them - ::silence::
me - see u later (gets in turns up stereo and creeps away knockin with hids on)
them ::standing still jaws dropped::

-=) gottah love it

**** yeah!!!!

i had a co-worker who has the twin turbo dodge stealth, rebuilt motor and the werks, he was riding shotgun i was driving, he said my cars pretty fast, and real nice, im like yeah? thanx

 

[KyRaceFan]

Depends if im talkin to car people, or just normal people
Car people i say a mazdaspeed protege, regular people, just a protege.

 

[JPBlackMP5]

A Mazda....

 

[Captain KRM P5]

I drive a Pikamobile

usually people are like "whats dat?" so i shrug and say, "just a protege5 with a turbo," and walk away before the questions are asked.

 

[ricenudles]

me: i drive a protege5
person: o a protege
me: no a protege5
person: samething
me: no it isnt, and if u value ur tongue u'll make the distiction clear and prompt...
person: itz a regular pro...
me: (bitchslap)

LOl mine is more like...

me: i drive a protege
person: o a protege5
me: no a protege
person: protege...5? 4? 3?
me: no damnit, theres no ******* number
person:...2? 1?
me: idiot...

for me its rare that anyone knows what a mazdaspeed is