What do you tell people you drive?

People are so clueless about cars where I live..I could tell them I drive a Sti and they would believe it! :)
 
I just say I drive a protege. People are like. "what where's the Rx? You sold it for a Protege? Then I point at it and people are like Hey, nice car! On a Side note I once went through a McDonalds restruante in my Rx and the guy at the window said hey nice Integra.
 
I say MazdaSpeed Protege
And the Saturn ION Redline. That thing is not very impressive when reading the specs, and it will definetly not be faster than a SRT-4, and it MIGHT be faster than a stock MSP depending on driver. Hit any curves and bye bye ION
 
I tell everyone i drive a protege 5 and they're like oh but when everyone sees me in it they are like damn nice car

It's a really great looking car.
 
them - so what do u drive
me - mazda protege 5
them - whats that
me - it a lil wagon thing
them - u drive a station wagon.(laughter starts)
me - well its not (cut off)
them - so how many groceries can u cram in the family mobile(more laughter)
me - its not a (cut off again)
them - i bet the chicks really dig your WAGON huh? especially the ones with kids.
(start walking out with him. noticing his 91 civic hatch with primered hood and mismatched fenders is parked next to my car)
them - (still ranting )
me - beeps alarm
them - ::silence::
me - see u later (gets in turns up stereo and creeps away knockin with hids on)
them ::standing still jaws dropped::

-=) gottah love it
 
BrianV said:
Protege
Mazdaspeed
Mazdaspeed Protege

My window sticker said 2003 Mazdaspeed.

It does say protege on the back and is built on the protege chassis and shares most parts.

Just wondering what you tell other people.

If I owned one I would call it a MSP. Most Mazdas have a "M" Name

Mx-6, Mx-3, MSP, MP5, MP3, Mx-5...
 
I tell people "I drive a Miata, mostly in the mountains."


*blank stare*..... *crickets*.......
 
i tell them a variety of things
<p>
the little black slut over there
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a protege......... on steroids
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mazdaspeed
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i actually always hear the same thing when i goto local import stores around here, "is that an evo?" hell even with friends if we see a mp3 go past "dude did u see that evo?!" i just would like to smack em upside the head everynow and then
 
I like:

mazdaspeed. And if they dont understand.

a protege......... on steroids.


Mostly I get blank stares. But then, there are the anointed few who know. And when that happens, its nice.
 
I say it's a Mazdaspeed Protege... and then everybody just looks at you. I say: it's the factory hot rod version of the protege. And they say "Oh", and look disinterested. Unless they know what it is, and then they say: "Sweet! Can I see/ ride in/drive it?"
 
i too had a guy at a McD's window admire my car. He asked what it was I said MSP he said oh, cool, it's nice. I said thanks and off I went. I am guessing he was the owner of the black Focus SVT backed in, in the parking lot.
 
MYPfizzle, LOL! Had a similar experience...

I usually say "oh just a little Mazda" with a gleam in my eye and a smile/sneer on my lip... People who know me know that there's ALWAYS more to what I'm driving.

I had a female colleage see me get out of the car in the garage and SHE bragged on my car to 3 other people!
"You oughta see what HE drives..."
"oh it's just a little Mazda..." (gleam, wink, sneer, smile)
"No it's not, you should see the (sub/wheels/interior/radio/paintjob...etc.)"

So why am I thinking of selling and getting a 1981 turbo VW cabrio? Why? This MSP is a GREAT car!
 
some mullet- head in a jacked-up F150 thought my MSP was a civic.
he did like the stereo, though.
he thought his Molly Hatchet cassette would sound really nice in it.

oh well:rolleyes:
 
Mazdaspeed Protege most of the people who recognize it are either driving Spec-V or eclipse turbo. Everyone with the eclipse turbo's say "Crank up the boost in that thing I'm running 18 psi no problem etc..." I say hmmmmm...
 
I just tell everyone that my 1st Protege was getting old so I bought a new one. End of discussion unless they are car crazy.
I really don't care if other people notice it is different. It amuses me and is hella fun.
 
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