What did you name your speed3 and why?

yeah I really havent named my car either... whenever I do its not a typical name.. more like stupid stuff like black knight or something gay like that lol. I call her all kinds of name.. baby... b****..SOB.. CU*T lol... Wh*re.. lol.. you know the good usual ones.
 
I don't name my cars because I think it's stupid.

so you name your car "Sharon" do you really say "Hey lets take Sharon out for a ride?" or "I think I'll drive Sharon today?" If you do.. I feel sorry for you.

To me its the MS3, Mazda, or 3.. No stupid nicknames.
 
It's more for the purpose of my custom plates I'm ordering,
I figure, if I have a proper name, I can get a good plate.
 
I don't name my cars because I think it's stupid.

so you name your car "Sharon" do you really say "Hey lets take Sharon out for a ride?" or "I think I'll drive Sharon today?" If you do.. I feel sorry for you.

To me its the MS3, Mazda, or 3.. No stupid nicknames.

(iagree)

It's not like the car can think or do things on its own accord.

Your son, daughter, or even your dog needs a name,
not some material possession. -_-;;

On the other hand, if you wish to name "your" car and have a personal
relationship with it, that's your prerogative. *^_^*
 
It's not like the car can think or do things on its own accord.

Are you sure? When the weather is just right, she is really responsive but if it's too hot or cold she says, "I just don't feel like it right now." Some times she does that for no apparent reason, and some times she is extra responsive to my touch.
Sounds like a woman to me...

I didn't name mine either. It does have a nickname though. My wife and I refer to it as the go-kart. Her four door Dodge Ram is "the great beast".
As in, "Hey hon, I need to go to the lumber yard. Okay if I take the great beast?" or "I know you only volunteered to go get me ice cream so you can take the go-kart for a ride."
 
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If anything, I just refer to it as "The 'Speed". Perhaps later down the road if it gives me all sorts of problems, like my "Yellow Turd" Spec-V did, I'll refer to it as "White Turd" or "Bird s***".
 
(iagree)

It's not like the car can think or do things on its own accord.

Your son, daughter, or even your dog needs a name,
not some material possession. -_-;;

On the other hand, if you wish to name "your" car and have a personal
relationship with it, that's your prerogative. *^_^*

+2. Name your kids, hell, name your dog. But my car is called "my car."

wtf? it's not as if we think our cars are conscious beings. atleast i don't... it's just fun to name things you love. humans can bond with objects in a way. sentimental value of some sort. i name my guitars too.

party poopers!
 
I don't name my cars because I think it's stupid.

so you name your car "Sharon" do you really say "Hey lets take Sharon out for a ride?" or "I think I'll drive Sharon today?" If you do.. I feel sorry for you.

To me its the MS3, Mazda, or 3.. No stupid nicknames.


**** me, right?
 
wtf? it's not as if we think our cars are conscious beings. atleast i don't... it's just fun to name things you love. humans can bond with objects in a way. sentimental value of some sort. i name my guitars too.

party poopers!

WTF indeed. I said it's your prerogative. I for one don't feel like explaining myself to others (or significant other) when I say, "I'm going out with Eileen tonight."
(nana)
 
I don't name my cars because I think it's stupid.

so you name your car "Sharon" do you really say "Hey lets take Sharon out for a ride?" or "I think I'll drive Sharon today?" If you do.. I feel sorry for you.

To me its the MS3, Mazda, or 3.. No stupid nicknames.
Mine is, Avril. Happened to be the first artist to play in the car on a mix of 6 MP3 CD's while my GF was in the car. She thought, Avril was a good name for a white car.

I have named all my auto/moto toys throughout the years. I don't see why I shouldn't, it makes sense to me. I paid money for something I chose to have in my life.

The way I see it... a good majority of people name their kids and pets... of which, most are accidents anyway. Either you drunk-screwed and she got pregnant, it broke and she got pregnant, or whatever. Not planned and not intended upon, yet you named it. Pets, sure there are those that choose, but I'd say a good number are adoptions from relationships or gifts from loved ones. Not planned or intended upon. Yet, they get names. Heck, we have names. I mean, technically we don't need them. You could be called, fucktard-person-who-doesn't-believe-in-naming-inanimate-objects, and we'd all know who's being talked about. I could be called, dickwad-who-drank-a-wee-bit-much-vodka-a-wee-bit-early-now-won't-go-out-to-play-chicken-with-the-po-po's. And I'd know who was being talked about. :D Heck we could even go by race/color.

So why should mistakes be the only ones privileged with a name. Hell, you probably even name your dick... and it's inanimate most of it's life too. :D

Don't feel sorry for the other user, feel sorry for yourself. That you would elevate yourself above another person on an automotive enthusiast web forum, that you are a member of.

I hope you don't continue modding your car, cause that would be stupid. Or if you do, ensure you mod your kid(s) too... cause they're likely to come out ignorant otherwise.

:D
 
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Mine is Justin II. She's a he, or at least a cross dresser. She/he was named that because of the whole Britney/Justin deal. My wife is on Britney III. (flame2)
 
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