no it doesnt look that way...my teacher decided it was best as a whole to have our class come in the 17th instead of the 24th....im bitchin with my teacher at this point but if i dont go to the lecture and give my speech thats 1/3 of my grade...dont even know how mad i am right now (pissed)
We don't need Shaffer & Strominger Mazda...heh
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oh man that truely sux....
yeh since i work full time and have college full time during the nights...i have to take a couple online courses...which require one saturday a month to give speechs and have lecture....im so ****** bummed...chill with friends and enjoy my saturday.....dismissed to give a speech and listen to a old fart talk about proper speech manner ?!?! (screwy)
yeh well i have 5 classes so my nights are all packed..so my last class is online....a few ppl are mad along with me because of the change and short notice...but its like a ****** monacry....teacher aint tryin to be nice (dark)
hopefully i can get out earlier then 1pm but its still not gonna be the same
i wanted to do high speed runs with the caravan *hudles in corner to cry*
hopefully i can get out earlier then 1pm but its still not gonna be the same
i wanted to do high speed runs with the caravan *hudles in corner to cry*mp5smuggler
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public speaking isnt a problem for me, as you all know.
you ever get thrown out of a bar?
i was at a bar a few months ago and i had my hat on drinking with my buddies. the bouncer comes up to me and tells me to take off my hat its the house rules. i do and everything is cool. well yo know how it is when your drinking i forgot and put my hat back on. bouncer came up to me poked my in the chest real hard and said ok buddy your outa here.
i looked at him and my body remembering the 8 beers i had had said i dont thnik so skippy. at that point i was thrown out of the bar. it wasnt like i told my buddies ok ive got to go and they escorted me to the door. i was thrown out of the bar. all of you know i no light wieght either.
well next thing i knew i was outside and there were 5 big bouncers looking at me. these were big bouncers too. the kind of guys that hang out with other bouncers and talk about bouncing people. the type that go home and watch road house and fondle themselves.
they had also called the cops on me cause in the midst of being thrown out a chair had gotten broken and i refused to pay for it. when i say broken i mean my leg accidently got thrust onto the chair as they we escorting me from the bar w/o any aid from my feet.
so i wasnt afraid of these guys no matter how big they were. yet i didnt know how many it would take to beat me BUT i knew how many they planned on using.
lucky for them the cops showed up then. now i had the right to remain quite but i lacked the ablity to do so.
the officer wanted to charge me with being drunk in public. i said i didnt want to be drunk in public. i wanted to be drunk in a bar which is not illegal. these guys threw me into public, arrest them.
didnt work.
you ever get thrown out of a bar?
i was at a bar a few months ago and i had my hat on drinking with my buddies. the bouncer comes up to me and tells me to take off my hat its the house rules. i do and everything is cool. well yo know how it is when your drinking i forgot and put my hat back on. bouncer came up to me poked my in the chest real hard and said ok buddy your outa here.
i looked at him and my body remembering the 8 beers i had had said i dont thnik so skippy. at that point i was thrown out of the bar. it wasnt like i told my buddies ok ive got to go and they escorted me to the door. i was thrown out of the bar. all of you know i no light wieght either.
well next thing i knew i was outside and there were 5 big bouncers looking at me. these were big bouncers too. the kind of guys that hang out with other bouncers and talk about bouncing people. the type that go home and watch road house and fondle themselves.
they had also called the cops on me cause in the midst of being thrown out a chair had gotten broken and i refused to pay for it. when i say broken i mean my leg accidently got thrust onto the chair as they we escorting me from the bar w/o any aid from my feet.
so i wasnt afraid of these guys no matter how big they were. yet i didnt know how many it would take to beat me BUT i knew how many they planned on using.
lucky for them the cops showed up then. now i had the right to remain quite but i lacked the ablity to do so.
the officer wanted to charge me with being drunk in public. i said i didnt want to be drunk in public. i wanted to be drunk in a bar which is not illegal. these guys threw me into public, arrest them.
didnt work.
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mp5smuggler said:
that's great... (lol) boingy boingy boingy!
listen to Ron White lately? that's his "Ron White: Drunk In Public" comedy routine almost verbatim.mp5smuggler said:
"they call me tater salad..." .. hahaha.
he's funny
i wanted to see him when he came around.. www.tatersalad.commp5smuggler
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yea i heard it like a month ago on comedy central. im amazed i remembered it as well as i did.
now i told my boy you know him as tater tot....
now i told my boy you know him as tater tot....
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it was from there.... ron white. in fact hes coming to balitmore soon i think.
i was going to do the rest of the story but since everyone already knows it i wont.
but im not claiming it to be mine though.
it is a bit by ron white done on his album and also the blue comedy tour with larry the cable guy and jeff foxworthy
i was going to do the rest of the story but since everyone already knows it i wont.
but im not claiming it to be mine though.
it is a bit by ron white done on his album and also the blue comedy tour with larry the cable guy and jeff foxworthy
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