Top comments friends/aquaintances/random people have about your car.
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boostisgood
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- 1988 FC3S TII
How fast were you going around that bend ? You lost me after that. 
Damn, your car is fast, mines not really an SI. I just put an APC muffler on and the badging. (one of my faves.)
Damn, your car is fast, mines not really an SI. I just put an APC muffler on and the badging. (one of my faves.)
Turbo Matty P
Banned
(from a police officer who pulle dme over for speeding)
Um, your tag comes back as a mazda. What is this? OH, it's a protege?? It looks like a damn race car. Is it fast? (my reply....you pulled me over didn't ya!)....Turbo huh? Nice stereo. Was it expensive? huh, I'm going to let you off with a warning. When we leave out here see if you can keep up with me to the next light.
I did and he gave me a thumbs up and turned down another road. Kinda cool to be pulled over by a car-cop. He had me speeding 18mph over the limit in a school zone. I got off with a compliment!!
Um, your tag comes back as a mazda. What is this? OH, it's a protege?? It looks like a damn race car. Is it fast? (my reply....you pulled me over didn't ya!)....Turbo huh? Nice stereo. Was it expensive? huh, I'm going to let you off with a warning. When we leave out here see if you can keep up with me to the next light.
I did and he gave me a thumbs up and turned down another road. Kinda cool to be pulled over by a car-cop. He had me speeding 18mph over the limit in a school zone. I got off with a compliment!!
rocketspeed
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- 03.5 Mazdaspeed Protege, Titanium Gray
"That's a big wing!"
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- 2015 BMW 335i Sedan / 2015 Nissan Pathfinder Platinum 4WD
how many pounds of boost does it run? oh 7 huh?...thats gayz..
#1 Isn't that that new 6 speed? (MAZDA6)
where is your exhaust?
where is the intercooler?
do you want to race? (yes)
pretty quick what do ya got in there?
wtf is that weird noise? (BOV)
can I drive it? (no)
what is your 1/4 mile time (13.9@100)
how fast were you going when you passed me on highway? (neighbor) (120)
do a burn out (ok)
why did it beat my A6,A4,GST,TSI,300ZX,1.8T,VR6,SI,TYPE R,5.0,LT1,SVT,240,GSX,SVX,WRX,2.5,1.6,360,SH,R/T (cause your s*** sucks dude)
where is your exhaust?
where is the intercooler?
do you want to race? (yes)
pretty quick what do ya got in there?
wtf is that weird noise? (BOV)
can I drive it? (no)
what is your 1/4 mile time (13.9@100)
how fast were you going when you passed me on highway? (neighbor) (120)
do a burn out (ok)
why did it beat my A6,A4,GST,TSI,300ZX,1.8T,VR6,SI,TYPE R,5.0,LT1,SVT,240,GSX,SVX,WRX,2.5,1.6,360,SH,R/T (cause your s*** sucks dude)
cop: I heard you spinning your tires around that turn.. 2nd time I heard you do it tonight.
me: actually thats my bypass valve for my turbocharger, and it makes that noise every time i let off the throttle or switch gears.. i really have no control over it (i was about to keep going)
cop: ok i believe you, have a nice day.
friend: whats the fastest you've gone in this thing?
me: 130mph
friend: it looks kinda like a mustang
mom: stop.. you're gonna get us killed
me: actually thats my bypass valve for my turbocharger, and it makes that noise every time i let off the throttle or switch gears.. i really have no control over it (i was about to keep going)
cop: ok i believe you, have a nice day.
friend: whats the fastest you've gone in this thing?
me: 130mph
friend: it looks kinda like a mustang
mom: stop.. you're gonna get us killed
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ELEmental59437
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- 2002 P5, 1978 F250
I dont have a MSP, but I had to contribute.
"Dude, your car is tighter than a 12 y/o virgin!" (from Stealth5)
"Dude, your car is tighter than a 12 y/o virgin!" (from Stealth5)
boostisgood
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- 1988 FC3S TII
Forgot about the " Is that a damn turkey in your engine? I thought those damn Japanese scraps ran off of mice." My reply, yeah, its a turkey in heat, with a gerbel shoved up its ass. (sarcastically of course.)
"WTF, that car is GAY! You can't beat my Scooby!"
"Damn it, Paul, you got the non-turbo! Don't you know anything?"
"Oh.. But.."
"Shut up Paul, you bought the wrong car!"
For those who have seen Inital D, it was like when Taki's friend got the wrong Corolla. Comedy gold.
"Damn it, Paul, you got the non-turbo! Don't you know anything?"
"Oh.. But.."
"Shut up Paul, you bought the wrong car!"
For those who have seen Inital D, it was like when Taki's friend got the wrong Corolla. Comedy gold.
-"It's only a Protege!" (service valet 1 at Mazda dealership!)
-"Dude that thing has a turbo, specially tuned suspension and a kickass kenwood system!" (service valet 2 at dealership that knew about cars)
-"So what your saying is that car will beat my civic dx with exhaust, cai, and apc wing!" (sevice valet 1)
-"muahaha, Yes it will even beat your car in reverse! Give me the keys I'm taking his "Protege" back to mechanic" (service valet 2).
- Turns to me "Sorry dude he's new and a noob!, nice Mazdaspeed btw!" (service valet 2)
-"No problem man, I understand" (me)
-"Dude that thing has a turbo, specially tuned suspension and a kickass kenwood system!" (service valet 2 at dealership that knew about cars)
-"So what your saying is that car will beat my civic dx with exhaust, cai, and apc wing!" (sevice valet 1)
-"muahaha, Yes it will even beat your car in reverse! Give me the keys I'm taking his "Protege" back to mechanic" (service valet 2).
- Turns to me "Sorry dude he's new and a noob!, nice Mazdaspeed btw!" (service valet 2)
-"No problem man, I understand" (me)
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WTF was that noise - referring to bpv
Is your car broken? - referring to bpv
That sounds like <insert bird or small critter here> !! - referring to bpv
You ran something over! - referring to bpv
Hey nice subaru/honda/mitsubishi/ford/acura/toyota
How much did the stereo cost?
Where did you get the wheels?
What kind of turbo is that???
Can it beat your del sol??? - they are referring to my 127 hp del slow
and finally....
ooooooo i want one!!!!
Is your car broken? - referring to bpv
That sounds like <insert bird or small critter here> !! - referring to bpv
You ran something over! - referring to bpv
Hey nice subaru/honda/mitsubishi/ford/acura/toyota
How much did the stereo cost?
Where did you get the wheels?
What kind of turbo is that???
Can it beat your del sol??? - they are referring to my 127 hp del slow
and finally....
ooooooo i want one!!!!
where u get the wheels (co-worker)
that wing is factory? (co-worker)
dude thats a mazdaspeed.....(guy at local street race)
nice.......too bad its slow (cousin with a itr powered civic)
but for how long (after showing only 6.88 psi and ebc sittin in glove box)
that wing is factory? (co-worker)
dude thats a mazdaspeed.....(guy at local street race)
nice.......too bad its slow (cousin with a itr powered civic)
but for how long (after showing only 6.88 psi and ebc sittin in glove box)
mazdaspeed2L
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- 03' Protege Speed, black
Mom: "I thought I saw your car, but the kids said it wasn't yours, that it was a BMW."
Huntsville Mazda Dealer: "Is that a MAZDASPEED? We didn't get any of those." (Dooh! No service here, thanks!)
15 y/o bro: "Yep, 125 is the fastest I've been so far."
Everyone Else; "WTF is that?"
Ah yes, surrounded by clueless morons in Alabama!!! WOO HOO!!!! At least when I was in CLarksville, people knew it was a Mazda.
Huntsville Mazda Dealer: "Is that a MAZDASPEED? We didn't get any of those." (Dooh! No service here, thanks!)
15 y/o bro: "Yep, 125 is the fastest I've been so far."
Everyone Else; "WTF is that?"
Ah yes, surrounded by clueless morons in Alabama!!! WOO HOO!!!! At least when I was in CLarksville, people knew it was a Mazda.
ThrillRide
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- Truck
"is that the new IS300?"
