This is the Type of SH!T that Makes Me Want to EXPLODE on a MUTHA...!!!

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This rotund woman pulled up next to my car in this red Subaru. My apartment has an unpaved parking lot. There's enough open space and parking spots for 3 more cars to her right with nobody in them. She pulls in tight close to my car (much closer than what the picture shows). Fortunately, I was taking the trash out, so I saw all of this. I pretended to make a phone call on my cell phone and waited around. Her door couldn't open more than half way. Miraculously, after some time and what looked like considerable effort, she opened the door as far as she could and managed to slip out, all the while holding the door so it wouldn't hit mine. Would she have been this careful had she not noticed me? It's possible, but I highly doubt it. Point is, with all that goddamn space, she shouldn't have pulled in so freaking close to me! It was an empty lot! For one thing, she wouldn't have had to labor so hard to get out. If she had hit my door, it could have caused a very noticeable and expensive to fix dent. Just as bad as the UHaul guy I previously bitched about. LOL.

(pissed)
 
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Humans do funny things and one of them is that some people have to park right next to another car no matter what. Doesn't matter that there are hundreds of other open spaces at the supermarket. It's a funny thing. Luckily she didn't actually hit your car.
 
I don't even consider myself OCD or anal about my car... if it's unavoidable stuff like road debris, tree sap, bird s***, then whatever. But if it's goddamn preventable by common courtesy, then it makes me really angry. Only a 5' 2" 90 pound woman would be able to slip in or out of that Subaru with little effort and even then she would have to take "care" in opening the door.
 
I work these type of insurance claims everyday, and unless there is a witness or video people lie and say they never hit the other door ALL THE TIME and get away with it. In my opinion these people are just as bad as jihadists. Execute on sight, just saying lol.
 
Going by the looks of the apartment I would say the Subaru owner was planning on using your car for concealment if s*** started popping off.
 
Going by the looks of the apartment I would say the Subaru owner was planning on using your car for concealment if s*** started popping off.

LOL! I live in a college town (myself being just a year removed from graduating), so it's not really the ghetto. Not only is it a college town, but it's a college town with 99% white people. The apartment house is a former frat house that was converted to like 8 apartment units. People in the building are international students, hipsters, and bros. Looks downtrodden on the outside, but the inside is pretty decent.
 
I work these type of insurance claims everyday, and unless there is a witness or video people lie and say they never hit the other door ALL THE TIME and get away with it. In my opinion these people are just as bad as jihadists. Execute on sight, just saying lol.

I wanted to smack her. : /
 
As it was said before, people suck. Not only at this -- many other things.

Just look how's everybody driving -- and I don't mean lack of driving skills, but the lack of appreciation for others around. Because their (our) little useless problems and looser lives are more important than being considerate to others. It is sad...

For example, somebody's turning left on a two-lane road with oncoming traffic. More often than not, they'd just slow down, turn on the blinker, stop and wait. And moving a just little to the left, so that the cars behind can get around -- that thought doesn't even come to their minds...

And these examples are endless, starting from: "Why should I use blinkers? I know where and when I'm turning, and it's none of your business!"
 
some people shouldnt be able to breed just sayin..i go to superstore in my vette i park in the far outreaches of the universe and when i come back someone is right next to me..the whole parking lot is empty but she still had to park there ..
we should have stupid stickers and when someone does that or cuts you off no signal etc you shoot them a stupid sticker when there car gets 10 stickers the police can pull them over and give them a ticket for being stupid ..works for me..
 
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It's the proximity rule... You could have an empty lot with just your car in it, someone rolls up and it's instinctive to park next to or nearby another car... It's human nature. Think gazelle out on the savanna, they'll stick together for safety reasons. Obviously not really necessary for humans but it still happens...
 
I was just in Austin @ Papadeax's and a Honda Odyssey did the same thing to me only she hit my car with her door. The only thing that kept me from going gorilla on her van was the place was packed we were leaving and it was my Mazda5 not the 2. So like a ninja I TO_oK CARE OF IT!
 
I was just in Austin @ Papadeax's and a Honda Odyssey did the same thing to me only she hit my car with her door. The only thing that kept me from going gorilla on her van was the place was packed we were leaving and it was my Mazda5 not the 2. So like a ninja I TO_oK CARE OF IT!

I'm afraid to know, yet oh so curious...

Did you carve a pleasant term of endearment onto the Odyssey?
 
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