This Eclispe might win best of show in April

[MazdaSpeed0020]

I know some older 3rd generation Mexican Americans who hate that stuff. They call it that "Damn Tuba Music." They crack me up because they hate the Illegals. They go as far as calling them Rats from Mexico.
But yes that music does sounds so Gawd Damn Willy Wanka I expect some Umpa Loompas to come busting out of the trunk all ganstered up flashing gang signs like some kind of illiterate midget thugs.

This has to be one of the funniest damn things I have ever read, partly just because it is so true its not funny.

Matt

 

[MackDadam]

ah...the lawton mall. gotta love it

 

[mspeedpro]

ouch i hate the rapage of the spicey orange, but i think id actually like it if hed remove the spoiler and paint it all black or sumthing... look prety sweet IMO

 

[Togan]

omg that spoiler is humungous!

 

[yashooa]

This has to be one of the funniest damn things I have ever read, partly just because it is so true its not funny.

Matt

Oompa Loompa Doopady Doo better be careful else Well bust a cap in Ju.
Are candy carts suppose to have 24 four inch, wire wheels on them?
And why the hell are all the damn Oompa Loompas wearing diffrent colored doo rags? Oh Gawd Damn those little midget bastards are starting a turf war over by the chocolate river! Damit to H.e. double hockey sticks! Willy I told you to get that s*** under control. Enforce the damn dress code allready!
Golden ticket my ass! Looks like a forced labor camp for Midget Retardo Illegals.

 

[hueman]

anyone also notice the fact that the car HAS had a paint job? doesn't come orange from the factory... THEN he decides to get a body kit? ..........

 

[KyRaceFan]

i figured it just made my p5 look better...although the wing comes up past my chin.

I saw a 01-03 civic today with a DUAL DECKER wing that topped out at least 2-3 inches above the roof of the car.
I wanted to follow them then rip it off, id be doing them a huge favor...

Heres an rsx i saw a few weeks ago.... I didnt realize it had graphics until i got home and uploaded the pic. I cried harder.

 

[Aricjm15]

I should post the picture of the pontiac TRANSPORT van with mustang wheels that I took the other day

 

[mikeeeee]

I just hate those air vents in the hood i prefer the invader type hoods.

 

[Phoenix5]

All I have to say is(puke). (lol2)

 

[APEXistud]

That would get nothing but rice tickets out here in Nothern Cali

 

[Matthew]

should be interesting to see his progress..ill take more pics next time i see him.

 

[mypfizzle]

2 slow 2 shameless. i wish i go ta pic of the hindus in the cobra that tried to race me last night.. dood spanked me from light to light.. then he tried to call out my buddy on his bike.. and he got his ass owned.

 

[JOS3]

hey, what is that beautiful blue car in the background

 

[Groza187]

wait, till he paints it.

 

[Kooldino]

notice the multiple shades of orange.

 

[JOS3]

wait, till he paints it.

then it will jsut be a typical eclipse with a blitz kit on it

 

[Replica]

I'll race.

 

[mcstark]

I saw a Civic with one of those wings yesterday...he (assuming) had a stainless mesh grills and a tasteful front body kit, but the wing just made it look stupid. Guess that's the borderline between ricer and non.

 

[Chillen]

I saw a Civic with one of those wings yesterday...he (assuming) had a stainless mesh grills and a tasteful front body kit, but the wing just made it look stupid. Guess that's the borderline between ricer and non.

Sorry, where is the Eclipse in the story?