The Simpsons Trivia Thread!!!

[kcbhiw]

My two favorite quotes:

"Fuel for me mule, gas for me ass" (popeye accent)

and

"I swear I didnt' touch her, Marge. I can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl. heeheehee...hehehehehe."

Cracks me up everytime I just think of them.

 

[Dr.Sound]

what about:
"this filthy monkey made the orange juice your drinking..."

haha!
when Homer gets a helper monkey, and makes a slob out of him. I think his name was Mojo.

.....oh, and grandpa wanted to eat the monkey.

 

[Dr.Sound]

Who said : "Grrease me up WOMAN!!"

 

[Coqui258]

Groundskeeper Willy! He cracks me up every single time he rips off his shirt, it's hilarious!

"If elected mayor, my first act would be to kill a whole lot of ya, and burn your tern to cinders! *PAUSE* I know it's on!!!"

 

[Dr.Sound]

"........YA USED ME SLINNER! YA USED MEEE!!"

 

[Coqui258]

Damn, the episode is on the top of my head, but I know it's Willy.

 

[Dr.Sound]

oops, that should be SKINNER

 

[kc5zom]

I don't remember the episode either. My favorite quotes:

That's the last time you'll slap your Willy around.

-and-

You don't snuggle with Max Powers, you strap yourself in and feel the G's. (I know that's not exact, but close enough).

 

[my95mx5]

a pretty good quote is when marge got all huge and rips off the bumper of the bus, and otto says "oh man what am i smoking? oh yea,pot" i laughed my ass off. k heres a quote....



"whats my cut......nothin? i make more than that taking a shvitz!"

lmao...

 

[Coqui258]

Lionel Hutz: I think it was the episode where Homer and Bart Had to be tethered togher.

Actually it's when marge was in court... she's the one who is speaking with lionel...

 

[markmurray77]

My two favorite quotes:

"Fuel for me mule, gas for me ass" (popeye accent)

and

"I swear I didnt' touch her, Marge. I can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl. heeheehee...hehehehehe."

Cracks me up everytime I just think of them.

Thats the episode when homer gets his jaw wired shut, and goes to the demo derby one of the best episodes in a while

Love the part where they were at the party and teh donkey showed up

 

[4001]

You go thorugh life, you try to be nice to people, ya resist the urge to punch em' in the and face and for what?

Whats wrong, is it gas, are you gasy, its gas isnt it?

Let this be a lesson to you kids, Kids never learn

He card reads good

Youll kill us all... Or Die trying

Ive learned that life is one crushing defeat after another untill you just wish flanders were dead

Simpsons is life ive been watching them from the begining, Ive got 1st-3rd season on DVD so far

 

[4001]

In this house we obey the laws of thermal dynomics

Oh oh I know a woman is more like a beer, they taste good they look good you would step over your mother just to have one but you cant have one you wanna drink another woman

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.


you guys got me started...s***

 

[Dr.Sound]

lol

 

[garretts77]

Bonjourrrrrrrr.... ya cheeeese eatin surrender monkeeeeys!!!

 

[garretts77]

"Garage!? Garage!? Well La-Di-Da Mr. French-Man!!!"
"What do you call it??"
"A car hole!"

 

[Dr.Sound]

countra-fit jeans. when marge became a cop.

"...what about all the evidence?
evidence, what evidence?"


in that episode i loved the way homer ran

 

[Iconoclast]

its not fruit cake!!!

its BANANA BREAD!!!

a trivia post where people dont even post the right sayings...

...this was a good idea.

 

[Dr.Sound]

haha, dude, dont matter
we all know what he's trying to say
it's all for fun

 

[Coqui258]

"How's the magic show coming along?" -Marge
"What the hell you talking about!!" -Homer
(Hits Homer) -Bart
"ohhhhhhh, yeaaaaaah" -Homer

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