The Ohio Random Thread... aka We Should Probably Be Working

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That was a hilarious article.

Phen, Peaches? Ummm...
"3. People who own second-generation Miatas are simply confused."


dafuq did I just watch?

I think the hottie in the middle was even like "What the eff am I doing here? I need to work on my resume when I get home...".
 
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How are we confused?

"People who own first-generation Miatas are all young men who are either currently driving to an autocross, currently at an autocross, currently coming back from an autocross" - this is obviously Will. This is Jess if you replace autox with track.

"People who own third-generation Miatas are all slightly older men who know the first-generation is more fun, but want creature comforts, such as working headlights." - this is obviously Bruce (Mahk wishes he had one)

Phen, Mr. race car driver Marc and I are a combination of both, we know what's up
 
How are we confused?

"People who own first-generation Miatas are all young men who are either currently driving to an autocross, currently at an autocross, currently coming back from an autocross" - this is obviously Will. This is Jess if you replace autox with track.

"People who own third-generation Miatas are all slightly older men who know the first-generation is more fun, but want creature comforts, such as working headlights." - this is obviously Bruce (Mahk wishes he had one)

Phen, Mr. race car driver Marc and I are a combination of both, we know what's up

I'd also like to add another comment to the 1st gen Miata owners thing.

THE MAJORITY OF THEM THESE DAYS ARE SLAMMED, BEAT TO FLYING ******* s***, AND OWNED BY DUMBASS ******* PUNK KIDS WHO THINK SLAMMED AND STANCE ARE THE ONLY WAY TO MODIFY A MIATA!
 
I'd also like to add another comment to the 1st gen Miata owners thing.

THE MAJORITY OF THEM THESE DAYS ARE SLAMMED, BEAT TO FLYING ******* s***, AND OWNED BY DUMBASS ******* PUNK KIDS WHO THINK SLAMMED AND STANCE ARE THE ONLY WAY TO MODIFY A MIATA!

Cliffs: GET OFF MY LAWN
 
Damn all my s*** is sold... intake, bpv, meth kit, radar detector, dashhawk, ap
I can't wait for next season and all the new goodies :D
 
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