The MAN Card - My Idea to Change America

[Dexter]

im not a man! w00t.

 

[crispixoo7]

one of the rules for obtaining a "man card": not being gay (ugh)

 

[ZenProtege]

I agree with most of these except for a few. Profesional sports suck. I dont know or care who won the world series last year, mostly because baseball is the single most boring sport ever invented. Yes that's right, more boring that golf. Besides, it's not even a real sport. It's just a game.


And beer is not good. It just tastes bad. And besides, it takes WAY too much to get you drunk. I say replace the 6 pack of beer on the list with 6 mixed drinks, heavy on the alcohol.


I'd also like to say that there has never been a time in my life that I can remember where I sat down to pee.

--you obviously never played baseball on any sort of a competetive level, or at least you weren't competetive. yeah its a game, isn't every other sport?

go drink a smirnoff on the sideline pussy

 

[Pretzellogic]

one of the rules for obtaining a "man card": not being gay (ugh)

Don't start

 

[anarchistchiken]

Oh no, it's fun as hell to PLAY. I'll play baseball all day long, it's a blast! But watching, that's another story. It's just a bunch of steroid enhanced meatheads walking around in a circle. Not my idea of fun.

Baseball has sidelines? And if you want to call me a pussy, do it to my face. I'll be back in Birmingham around christmas, and if you still want to call me a pussy, by all means come and meet me in real life and do it.


"Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games." - Ernest Hemingway

 

[crispixoo7]

(strike)

Don't start

Quote:
Originally Posted by crispixoo7
one of the rules for obtaining a "man card": not being gay

 

[backSLIDER]

loser

I thought this was a card just to show that you arn't a moron! So the list should be only thing that you should have. Being gay shouldn't have anything to do with it. I mean the guy might not have ever changed his tire becuase he is gay but the gay thing doesn't DQ him. The lack of know how to change a tire does. (knowing is defined as having done it once) So, my list is:
Car basics,
-how to pump gas
-how to change a tire
-how to change oil (even if he doesn't do it himself all the time)
Camping basics,
-how to set up a tent
-how to start a fire
-how to roll a sleeping bag
Home basics,
-how to light a stove
-how to reset brakers
-how to set up a entertainment system

 

[ZenProtege]

"baseball is the single most boring sport ever invented. Yes that's right, more boring that golf. Besides, it's not even a real sport. It's just a game."

that comment followed by.............

"Oh no, it's fun as hell to PLAY. I'll play baseball all day long, it's a blast!"

then followed by a threat over the internet............... impressive

 

[crispixoo7]

so the man card is to prove that your not an idiot....i thought it was to show that you were "a man"....

(boom07)

EDIT: feel free to NOT take me seriously

 

[Dexter]

im gay and if that makes me less of a man, then so be it.

 

[crispixoo7]

im gay and if that makes me less of a man, then so be it.

hmm...if a girl is a lesbian, does that make her less of a woman....i say no. Therefore everything i have said previously counters what i believe....so i will now take back my previous statements....

that is all (first)

 

[Dexter]

im not actually gay, but i just wanted to pretend for a couple minutes...

 

[anarchistchiken]

"baseball is the single most boring sport ever invented. Yes that's right, more boring that golf. Besides, it's not even a real sport. It's just a game."

that comment followed by.............

"Oh no, it's fun as hell to PLAY. I'll play baseball all day long, it's a blast!"

then followed by a threat over the internet............... impressive

Wow, this really must be hard for you to follow or somehting. We were talking about the world series, meaning professional baseball. That is boring.

Then you started talking about playing baseball. Not boring.

And finally, I didn't threaten you at all. I invited you to not be the kind of guy that people hate on the internet because they call people names without ever meeting them, also known as "E-dickery". If you're going to talk like that to someone you dont know, you should at least meet them first. Notice that no where in any of that did I threaten anything at all. I was saying that if you met me, you wouldn't call me a b****, that's all.

Is that clear enough for you? Or do you need me to explain it further?

 

[crispixoo7]

im not actually gay, but i just wanted to pretend for a couple minutes...

i figured u weren't really gay.... (thumb)

i hope you pretended to be gay by yourself and not with some guy.... (yupnope)

 

[ZenProtege]

anarchist: whatever ya say bud, contradict yourself further............I'm gonna go enjoy a beer now, please contradict yourself again and enjoy one too

 

[anarchistchiken]

anarchist: whatever ya say bud, contradict yourself further............I'm gonna go enjoy a beer now, please contradict yourself again and enjoy one too

Excellent comeback. A+++

 

[winty87]

"Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games." - Ernest Hemingway

Running is a game? Running is THEE ONLY SPORT THAT TAKES TWO BALLZ. 90% of other sports originate from running.

Waking up on the weekends with the first thought and action being...Jackin off.

 

[anarchistchiken]

Running is THEE ONLY SPORT THAT TAKES TWO BALLZ.

That doesnt make any sense.

 

[vindication]

I though running took 2 legs? ohh well, guess I was wrong

 

[prostylez]

i figured u weren't really gay.... (thumb)

i hope you pretended to be gay by yourself and not with some guy.... (yupnope)

LOL... thats some funny shiet!!!